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BPO Growl & Howl Forum => Groans, Gripes, Brags & Boasts => : DenverFurKiddos January 24, 2008, 12:34:19 AM
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your dog eats frozen poop......then throws it up ON YOU!!!!
Unfortunately, I couldn't make this up, even if I tried! This evening, Winston brought in a HUGE poopsicle, proudly studying it in the middle of the living room. But, apparently, he tried the buffet beforehand because about two hours later.....BUUU RRRPP!!!! Right on my lap!!!!! Omigod. The smell! The SMMEEELLL!! Ugh. I'm dry-heaving! :P
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But mommy. Why are you so upset? See what a wonderful gift I gave you. What? You don't like it. LOL That is hysterical. Good luck and remember, it isn't nice not to thank the giver politely.
Kathy
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Hahaha! I know....it really is funny...especi ally since he just did it AGAIN, but this time hubby has to clean up! It's so much funnier now that it happened to him!
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OMG, I think that is really the nastiest pet story I've ever heard. :P
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Ewwwwwwwww, shudder!!!! ;D :o That IS even nastier than my grossest pet story (so far). One night just before bed, Daisy found a long dead (2-3 weeks) old bird in our yard & gulped it down, feathers & all, while I tried to make her drop it. She has IBD so many types of "normal" food will cause her make her terribly sick, so I didn't want to risk what might happen if she tried to digest the disgusting, septic thing and our vet was closed (and no emergency vets out here in the boonies), so I racked my brain for what to do. Then I remembered that we had some hydrogen peroxide and our vet had told me years ago to give it to cause vomiting in case of poisoning, so that's what I did. That's when I decided that the only thing more disgusting than watching her chomp down this stanky dead bird was watching her ralph it back up again...yes still with feathers & all. I went & buried the darn thing right then and went into the house & groused at my hubby for not burying the poor bird when it first hit our window weeks before. :-\ Normally he's good about such things, but he'd forgotten about it.
Anyway, none of this happened in my lap, so my hats off to you if you kept your composure (& your cookies). You are awesome! ;) ;D
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I just had a POOPSICLE incident yesterday!! Kana proudly brought it back to the stoop and as I let him in he grabbed it, threw it up in the air and chased it down again. I thought it looked like a peach pit so I quickly picked it up :P :P :P
To my dismay, it was a turd! Gross!!! I guess this is not uncommon. I am just glad that he did not eat it like yours did, thank god for small miracles :-\ :-\
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Oh, my friend, you ARE very lucky! Winston is such a licker, too.....God, this story is only getting worse!
P.S....In an effort to be a glass-half-full kinda girl, maybe this will help all of us trying stick to our New Year's diets! I know I'm not hungry!! :)
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Welcome to my world, LOL!! Two of Bodhi's favorite things are poopsicles and belching. They don't combine well. I have learned to run away or cover my face whenever he burps, because I know it is going to be absolutely disgusting!
Let me tell you, when you have 6 dogs there are LOTS of Poopsicles in the yard! ACK!! For awhile we used that powder that you put on dog's food to make their poop "unpalatable" (like it isn't already?!?!)....then when the pet food recall came along we stopped feeding any canned food and they won't touch the powder on their dry kibble. We've just learned to deal with our disgust, lol....
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oh yuck :P..... Your poor momma Winstin
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I feel sorry for you! On Tuesday Grace went for spay and we knew that she can be sick after the anethesia... but we forget... So husband went to bed, Grace decided that they can share the bed, and then... It was not very bright and fresh awakening for poor husband! He had it all over him, face included... See, Grace is a BIG girl.
And our bed... OK, it is clean now :D Without details...
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Oh, wow...Your husband is a good, sweet soul (So are you!!!).
Isn't your husband the one that that's totally supportive of your little animal farm?? Um....will you let us all in on the secret?? How in the world did you "train" him to be so accepting?? ;)