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nickerbokker

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sleeping dog, peeing fountain.
« on: July 07, 2005, 12:46:21 am »
well.  its been a long day.  i worked at 4 in the morning....got off work an hour early to come home and read a book i could hardly put down, read for a while, fell asleep...woke up, read and read until i finished the book....ate supper, played with the dogs, then layed down to watch closer and fell asleep at some point during it......then i awoke to a funny feeling on my arm, i flip out, wake up stunned and looking around, only to see angus on his back next to me peeing a fountain of pee all over myself and my bed.  the ONE good thing is that i have my plastic cover, so the bed isnt screwed....the bad news is that i hate him, and i have to wash my sheets and blankets and its midnight.  anyone want a mutt?  he's free!
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« Reply #1 on: July 07, 2005, 06:04:04 am »
I am still wiping the tears from reading this. Way too funny. ;D Nothing like doing laundry in the middle of the night.
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« Reply #2 on: July 07, 2005, 08:01:52 am »
That is sooo funny! I didn't know dogs could pee while on their backs. Sorry to laugh Nicks but the visual was hillarious!! I think it may be time to try and get him off of the bed since he is a peeing machine. Or...you could always put plastic on top of your comforter to keep the top safe as well.  :D
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« Reply #3 on: July 07, 2005, 08:10:20 am »
I will take him!!! He will be a perfect match to my 9week old baby boy.  He does the same thing!!!!
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Re: sleeping dog, peeing fountain.
« Reply #4 on: July 07, 2005, 08:13:56 am »
Quote from: mikesroth on July 07, 2005, 08:10:20 am
I will take him!!! He will be a perfect match to my 9week old baby boy.  He does the same thing!!!!

My 7 week old nephew got me a couple weeks ago.
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« Reply #5 on: July 07, 2005, 08:56:57 am »
I'll be honest, that made me laugh out loud.  :D
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« Reply #6 on: July 07, 2005, 11:00:24 am »
hahaha ;D ;D ;D
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« Reply #7 on: July 07, 2005, 11:05:22 am »
The human babies look almost the same.  WOW are they both cute!!!!!  You must all be proud!!!!
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« Reply #8 on: July 07, 2005, 11:07:08 am »
Hey, Nikkers,
Just to make up for laughing so heavily at your expense, I'll tell ya a story of what my Pitbull Bo did to me once.

So, I'm over at my boyfriend's house, tearing it apart looking for the really expensive Kennenth Cole sunglasses I had just gotten. "Where are, they, Mark? Did you put them somewhere stupid? HELP ME FIND THEM!" Anyway, so I go back to my apartment, and there they are.....in several pieces in a pile of BO POOP. He ate the dang things AND POOPED THEM ONTO MY LIVING ROOM FLOOR! I was FURIOUS! hahahaha!

Anyway, that was a really funny visual, Nik. Thanks.  ;D ;D
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« Reply #9 on: July 07, 2005, 11:10:46 am »
Oh lordy Nicole, what a visual.   ::)  I assume you did not try to salvage them  ;)
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« Reply #10 on: July 07, 2005, 11:12:02 am »
Nope! They were history! :P
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« Reply #11 on: July 08, 2005, 02:20:53 am »
Nicole....... Lesson learned, get your sun glasses at the dollar store from now on hehehehehe.

Nicker....... I almost became a peeing machine myself reading that, I picture you with a bed head looking up not totally awake, and Wangus on his back with all four in the air (sorry make that all five hehe) peeing away with a silly grin on his sleeping face HAHAHAHAHAHAHA . I love that dog, you can send him here anyday, I am sure I can find a stray to swop with lol....

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nickerbokker

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« Reply #12 on: July 08, 2005, 03:33:55 am »
and we all know that stray would be better behaived.  SO, its a deal.
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« Reply #13 on: July 08, 2005, 12:28:55 pm »
dont bet on it, ill find a little mechican mojo, that is stocky and angry and with teeth like the "worlds ugliest dog" hehehe

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« Reply #14 on: July 08, 2005, 12:52:53 pm »
thats not fair.  you have to try!  lol. 

you would then be proud owner of evil blind mojo, AND evil peeing angus!
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