So I've calmed down enough to tell this story finally. But I'm radically steamed. This is going to ruin my whole vacation week, I'm so pissed.
I got bitten last night.
Yes, me. No, it wasn't Roxie the Demon-Dog. I was scratching her sweetie pie chin when I got nailed from behind by the most dangerous biting dog known to man.
YES, I SAID IT. It was a bloody Chiahuahua. Bit me right ON the Achilles tendon, the evil little POS. I didn't even see it coming across the street to nail me! The only reason he didn't break the skin is that I had on a pair of jeans instead of the capris I've been wearing to work all summer--we were moving a bunch of stuff around yesterday.
But talk about pain! Jesus, please us. I almost cried right there in the street.
Stupid *** woman--who of course in my neighborhood, wouldn't admit to even speaking English--didn't have the evil little bi**h--it was a bi**h, not and unneutered maleI picked its a** up and shook it, so I looked --on a leash!!!! I had my hands on it, shaking it by the scruff of it's misbegotten neck before she even realized her dog had attacked me. Then she comes running FROM ACROSS THE ******* STREET to scream at me in incomprehensib
le Spanish, amounting to what I could understand with my excessively basic Spanish as "let go of my dog,
insert Spanish cursing here."
Yes, she DID call me that. AFTER I WAS BITTEN. The...
insert foulest possible cursing known to the Marine Corp...cow.
I couldn't get an address or even a name--she took off running down the street, and I could barely walk just then. But I've seen her with this rabid little POS walking around before, and it's almost never on a leash, and always aggressive. I limped home and called our local Animal Control; and was told that they would put the woman and the dog on a 'keep and eye out for' list. If I'm lucky, they'll catch her with the rat off leash.
I'm telling you, if I see either one of them again, I'm throwing that little POS right over the gate into Roxie's lot (she went BALLISTIC
!) and calling 911, just before I beat the crap out of that...
insert previous cursing
...cow.
Everyone in the office thinks I'm being a big baby--my heel isn't even red--but it hurts like h*ll.
HATE STUPID PEOPLE AND THEIR STUPID VICIOUS RATS.