this is good just follow these steps
1.press the print screen button on you key board
2.go into my docs and open a new folder (i named it lol)
3.highlight all your desktop items and move em into the new folder (this is for backup)
4.Now go to paint and press Ctrl+v then unhighlight the pic and save it
5.go back onto your desktop and delete all the shortcuts
6.right click on the desk top and select properties go to appearence and select the picture you saved as background
what you have now is an exact copy of your desktop with one difference you cant click on the icons lol
I did this last nite it kept my wife confused and clickin for quite a while lol