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Offline dober_gurl

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Dear BPO...
« on: October 08, 2007, 07:01:59 pm »
I'm in need of a new home and FAST!! I know my mom acts like she loves me and takes good care of me, but in actuality it's a LIE! In fact she's so awful that I can't handle it anymore.

Remember this, "Hold It"?



Well now my mom had it in her head to teach me a new version of "Hold It"
(Oh and btw I'm all wet because I had a bath right before this, can you believe that?! A Bath AND having to learn a new trick! BLEH)
Holding my toothbrush




And my toothpaste




Now here comes the worst part!

Holding Treats!










Luckily I did get to eat them after she said OK!




So yes BPO I am looking for a new home now! I refuse to live with the crazy chick anymore. I'm 6 years young and know many tricks thanks to el loca. Loves long walks on the beach and cuddling on the couch. Any takers???
"None left to rescue, none left to buy, none left to suffer, none left to die. None to be beaten, none to be kicked...all must be loved and all must be fixed"

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Offline zchic

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Re: Dear BPO...
« Reply #1 on: October 08, 2007, 07:40:46 pm »
LMAO!! Poor girl! Your mommy is sooo evil. Someone should report her!!! :)
-Jodi
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Offline Sillygoose

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Re: Dear BPO...
« Reply #2 on: October 08, 2007, 08:11:03 pm »
Sold! What a honey! You big meanie. SHe's such a good girl.

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Re: Dear BPO...
« Reply #3 on: October 09, 2007, 03:38:17 am »
hahaha! Oh boy. You're so cute! Holding treats in your mouth! Wow! Such Patience you have! What a good litle (big) girl!
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Re: Dear BPO...
« Reply #4 on: October 09, 2007, 11:53:05 am »
Good dog! ;) 
:) Jennifer
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Offline dober_gurl

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Re: Dear BPO...
« Reply #5 on: October 09, 2007, 12:22:16 pm »
LOL Thanks everyone! I'm still not sure if Maggie has fully forgiven me for last night especially since we're about to work on the "hold it" command a little more tonight. ;D
"None left to rescue, none left to buy, none left to suffer, none left to die. None to be beaten, none to be kicked...all must be loved and all must be fixed"

Maggie-Doberman
Molly-Papillon
Mickey-Mutt
Collin-Kitty
Sunny-Amazon Parrot
Squishy-Guinea Pig
Harper/Lyric-Rats