Help BPO!! My Mommy is..

[dohertyswissy]

..a vewy, vewy, mean Mommy.  Yesterday, she made me go to de mean ol' gruumers.  I do wike Ms. Lawah, my gruumer, but she makes me CLEAN.  I had to have a baf, ears cleaned (yuk!), nails trimmed, and toofs brushed (duble, triple yuk!).  I have evidence of this abuse b/c Mommy wanted to take pics of me clean.  How embarrassing!!   

Yes, Mommy, I'm clean.  Yuk!


So are my ears...


.. and my toofs...



Yup..they did my nails too


Can we puleeze stop with the inspection and get on wif da treats??


Picture 6:  Yay Rawhide! 

Wait a minute...dis rawhide is getting boring...

..Does Mommy have a cocktail? 

She DOES.  This is unacceptable.. ..I need rubbins now...Ahhh...t hat's better...

[2Criminals]

Ranger is such a handsome boy all shined up I was so excited at the dog park last week when I thought I saw a Swissy at the other end of the park....turns out it wasn't the distance that made him small he was an Entelbucher (sp?), cute but not the same.

[Nicole]

Awwwwww, Roo!

I wish I could see the pictures of you looking all clean. Then I would have evidence of your mean mommy's escapades.

I guess you'll just have to pack up and head to Indiana to spend some time with Auntie Nicole and cousin Cabeza, who is ALWAYS dirty!!!!!

[GrumpyBunny]

Swissy, do you call your Ranger by the nickname Roo???  I call MY Ranger by the name Ranger Roo or just Roo!!!

I don't know why this makes me so excited, but it obviously does.  It just goes with the name, I guess. 

I also think your photo caption - Does Mommy have a cocktail? - would be awesome on a t-shirt.  Heh heh.