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LOL craigslist ad....so what does he want?
« on: April 05, 2008, 07:43:53 pm »
Hi I am looking for a BIG dog between med and x-large but im kinda aming for large,will gaurd the yard and be nice to other animals espiecaly like other cats and dogs,my daughters friends come over alot so must not guard the yard like a really really protectof dog would,I will pay 30 or less because I just moved to a house with a fenced in area.I will not take a pittbull,rottie,or shephard.The dog must be friendly and must guard here and there. 
 



LOL what does he want? A guard dog or a dog that is good with strangers? But have a fenced in yard, but wants a guard dog here and there?????

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Re: LOL craigslist ad....so what does he want?
« Reply #1 on: April 05, 2008, 10:05:43 pm »
email him and tell him his ad doesn't make sense. 

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Re: LOL craigslist ad....so what does he want?
« Reply #2 on: April 05, 2008, 10:19:16 pm »
Where exactly is here or there?  Mine have never guarded here or there.  They usually guard this way or that way.   :D   But then again mine are a tad off.
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Re: LOL craigslist ad....so what does he want?
« Reply #3 on: April 06, 2008, 01:38:18 am »
He wants a "protectof" dog, but not a really, really "protectof" dog. ::) ::)
So, he wants a semi-protectof dog?   :D
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Re: LOL craigslist ad....so what does he want?
« Reply #4 on: April 06, 2008, 06:32:07 am »
na...just a protectof dog  that has a light switch on it... you know...the on off thing

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Re: LOL craigslist ad....so what does he want?
« Reply #5 on: April 06, 2008, 06:51:10 am »
Come on you guys! You mean your dogs don't get assigned to specific areas of your property to protect when you tell them?  ???


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Re: LOL craigslist ad....so what does he want?
« Reply #6 on: April 06, 2008, 06:54:12 am »
well here we have a remote control that we hit on and guard and instantly the dog guards. I will sell it to you for $1,000,000,000 firm, it works for food. Keep those cats, squirrels and more out of your yard.  When your daughter has other girl friends over dog can be turned off and sleep, if boyfriend comes over just turn on guard again and the unsuspecting boyfriend will be unable to get into your yard! It is great. 

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Re: LOL craigslist ad....so what does he want?
« Reply #7 on: April 06, 2008, 10:34:34 am »
People can be so stupid.  ::)
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Re: LOL craigslist ad....so what does he want?
« Reply #8 on: April 06, 2008, 10:56:13 am »
That person is very good at contradicting himself.
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Re: LOL craigslist ad....so what does he want?
« Reply #9 on: April 06, 2008, 08:57:01 pm »
maybe we should send him a good ole fashioned scare crow

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Re: LOL craigslist ad....so what does he want?
« Reply #10 on: April 17, 2008, 05:03:22 pm »
After reading this I thought of the email I received this evening for one of my rescue dogs. It started out like this. Hi, Im *** Im looking to volunteer my time because Im required to perform 40 hours of community service...Now doesnt that make me feel safe to adopt a dog to him.
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