Okay,so I've been smitten with Danes since yesterday when I got to meet and pet my first ones (from Dane LifeLine)
So anyway..this was flopping around my brain, loosely and I thought I'd cough it up.
Sung to the tune of South Pacific's "There is nothing like a Dame"
We've got sunlight on the sand.
We've got moonlight on the sea.
We've got mangos and bananas we can buy at the Grocery.
We've got volleyball and ping-pong and a lot of dandy computer games.
What ain't we got?
We ain't got Danes!
We get packages from ebay.
We get movies.
We get shows.
We get MTV and a rocker with a pierced nose.
We get Avon samples doused with perfume.
We get dizzy from the smell.
What ain't we got? You know damn well.
We've got nothing to push the phone MUTE for.
What we need is what there ain't no subsitute for.
There ain’t nothin’ like a Dane.
Nothing in the world.
Though their drooling is quite insane, there aint anything like a Dane.
We’ve seen Fawn.
We’ve seen Blue.
We’ve seen Mantel and Black, too.
We feel every kind of feeling and nothing left to prove.
We want to wrap our arms around something big, yet doesn’t MOO!
What don't we feel?
Well, it don’t feel good.
Lots of things in life are beautiful but, brother, there is one particular thing that is in no way, shape, or form like any other.
There is nothing like a Dane.
Nothing in the world.
There is nothing you can name that is anything like a Dane.
Nothing slurps like a Dane.
And nothing books like a dame.
And nothing poops like a Dane.
And nothing acts like a Dane.
Or attracts like a Dane.
There ain't a thing that's wrong with anyone here that can't be cured by trying to walk a Dane.
A big burly, lovable, huggable Dane.
