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DOberman Property Laws
« on: November 28, 2005, 02:39:23 pm »

        DOBERMAN PROPERTY LAWS

1.   If I like it, it’s mine.
2.   If it’s in my mouth, it’s mine
3.   If I had it a little while ago, it’s mine.
4.   If I can take it from you, it’s mine.
5.   If it’s mine, it must never be yours.
6.   If it just looks like mine, it’s mine.
7.   If I saw it first, it’s mine
8.   If you are playing with something else and put it down, it’s mine.
9.   If I am chewing something up, all the pieces are mine.
10.If it used to be yours, get over it…it’s mine.
11.if it’s broken….it’s yours
 ;D
DOGS LAUGH, BUT THEY LAUGH WITH THEIR TAILS.

Anakalia

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Re: DOberman Property Laws
« Reply #1 on: November 28, 2005, 03:38:29 pm »
LOL!  That's too funny!! ;D

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Re: DOberman Property Laws
« Reply #2 on: November 28, 2005, 03:42:55 pm »
LOL!!! Have to send that to my mother-in-law.