I hope you haven't seen it already. If so, I'm sorry.
http://www.showdog-magazine.com/humor/humor25.htm Drip, drip, drip, drip, drip.
Water can be very refreshing
I just had a drink!
Shake it up baby, now.
Telling you for the last time.
It's raining outside.
You're dressed to go out? Decorative paw prints a must You'll see them at work. Is that steak for me?
Let me test it for you.
Oo-oops, gone. Yummy.
The snow comes in on
Little cat feet, NOT.
Big Furry Snowshoes.
What's yours is mine
What's mine's my own. GS rules.
That is New World Order.
I'm leaning, leaning
Don't try to move, you'll fall down.
Then I'll lick you.
Pet me. I'll tell you
When to stop. NOT NOW! Later
A whole lot later.
The Monster Machines
Have come to get us today.
Destroy vacuum cleaner.
Gallumph!! Turn quickly.
Whack! Thud! Crash! Scrabble, recover.
I meant to do that.
Bark, bark, bark, bark, bark.
I must race outside. Someone
Is using my air.
Shredded couch? So sorry.
Really promise to be good.
Until the next time.
FedEx, UPS.
USPS. Alphabet soup.
Mmm-mmm, mmm-mmm, good.
Cuddle time for Mom.
And dog. Perhaps I steal your food
Remember always share.
That food bowl looks good Better than mine. I'll eat it. You're not that hungry.
Abandoned remote.
Program Dad for more biscuits.
Ragout of black plastic.
Mom changes the channel.
I'll stand in the way. Infrared
Blocked. Another victory.
>You're slicing cheese. >A snack for me. Oh, how nice. >Such a good dog-Ma.
I love my brother.
His leg just happened to be.
Between my big teeth..
I love my sister
But not enough to give up
My squeeky chew toy.
Hooray, grooooooming day.
We'll see Sharon. Don't leave us.
On to Annapolis.
Oh Boy! Short people
We'll steal food from them right now.
They'll always get more.
Must get there first. Don't care
Where 'there' is, I'll get there first.
You must deal with it.
Dot Appleman
