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BPO Off Topic Forum => Anything Non-Dog Related => : angelsmama February 26, 2007, 10:47:12 PM
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ULTIMATE FEMALE JOKE
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> It has long been contended that there are male jokes
> and there are female jokes, and there are unisex
> jokes. Here is a joke I consider a true female joke. I
> offer it to you in the hopes that women will love it
>> and men will pass it along to a woman who will love
> it.
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> A woman was sitting at a bar enjoying an after
>> work cocktail with her girlfriends when an
> exceptionally tall, handsome, extremely sexy,
> middle-aged man entered. He was so striking that the
> woman
>> could not take her eyes off him.
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> The young-at-heart man noticed her overly attentive
> stare and walked directly toward her. (As all men
> will.) Before she could offer her apologies for
> staring so rudely, he leaned over and whispered to
> her, "I'll do anything, absolutely anything, that you
> want me to do, no matter how kinky, for $20.00......on
>> one condition."
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> Flabbergasted, the woman asked what the condition
>> was. The man replied, "You have to tell me what you
> want me to do in just three words."
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> The woman considered his proposition for a moment, and
> then slowly removed a $20 bill from her purse, which
> she pressed into the man's hand along with her
> address. She looked deeply into his eyes, and slowly
> and meaningfully said....
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>> > "Clean my house."
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BAAAAHAHAHHA :D :D :D ;D ;D ;D ;D
I love it