..a vewy, vewy, mean Mommy. Yesterday, she made me go to de mean ol' gruumers. I do wike Ms. Lawah, my gruumer, but she makes me CLEAN. I had to have a baf, ears cleaned (yuk!), nails trimmed, and toofs brushed (duble, triple yuk!). I have evidence of this abuse b/c Mommy wanted to take pics of me clean. How embarrassing!!
Yes, Mommy, I'm clean. Yuk!
So are my ears...
.. and my toofs...
Yup..they did my nails too
Can we puleeze stop with the inspection and get on wif da treats??
Picture 6: Yay Rawhide!
Wait a minute...dis rawhide is getting boring...
..Does Mommy have a cocktail?
She DOES. This is unacceptable..
..I need rubbins now...Ahhh...t
hat's better...