Yeah, our guys are total dorks too. Ranger seems to have no idea that his back end is actually connected to his front end.
Also, he has a giant tennis ball (like, 3 feet in diameter giant) and sometimes when he is playing with it, he will get both front feet up over the top of it and kind of roll forward over it til it is stuck under his belly. Since it is so big, he can't get off, and has to just balance there, touching only one foot to the floor at a time, til someone comes to rescue him.
When he was going to class at the Humane Society, his teachers would say "We just love Ranger, he is so regal and dignified." We were always like "Excuse me, have you MET him?"