I wouldn't worry about Paris' kids - she'll just hire someone to carry them around. I'm surprised she didn't hire someone to carry Tinkerbell around for her. Now there's someone who was definitely raised not to take responsibility .
And to think my min pin (a dog that should weigh a max of 12 lbs as an adult) once got up to 20 lbs! This was thanks to my old roommates who were feeding her table scraps behind my back and they were complete slobs and would leave their unfinished plates laying around so she could finish them off. She was so fat her knees started giving out on her. Vet told me it was diet or orthopedic surgery. Needless to say, I never thought about getting rid of her. Put her on a strict diet and she's a supermodel puppy again! Now she stays between 12 and 13.5 lbs so, as I tell my husband, she's not Kate Moss supermodel - she's Cindy Crawford supermodel - my girl has curves!