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: Guide to Cross Breeding DOgs...
: cricket36580 December 04, 2005, 10:11:56 PM
Bull Terrier x ----zu = --------zer a gregarious but unreliable breed.

Pointer x Setter = Poinsetter, a traditional Christmas pet.

Kerry Blue Terrier x Skye Terrier = Blue Skye, a dog for visionaries.

Collie x Lhasa Apso = Collapso, a dog that folds up for easy transport.

Chihuahua x Whippet = Chiapet, order from TV ad, 3 for $19.95.

Pekingese x Dachshund = Peking Dach, owned by Chinese restauranteurs .

Airedale x Spaniel = Airel, a dog that brings in good TV reception.

Great Pyrenees x Dachshund = Pyradachs, a puzzling breed.

Smooth Fox Terrier x Chow Chow = Smooch, a dog who loves to kiss.

Pekingnese x Lhasa Apso = Peekasso, an abstract dog.

Bloodhound x Borzoi = Bloody Bore, a dog that's not much fun.

Irish Water Spaniel x English Springer Spaniel = Irish Springer, a dog fresh and clean as a whistle.

Labrador Retriever x Curly Coated Retriever = Lab Coat Retriever, the choice of research scientists.

Newfoundland x Basset Hound = Newfound Asset Hound, a dog for financial advisors.

Spitz x Chow Chow = Spitz-Chow, a dog that throws up a lot.

Terrier x Bulldog = Terribull, a dog that makes awful mistakes.

Poodle x Great Pyrenees = Poopyree, a dog that smells good.

Keeshond x Setter = Keester, you can't get this dog off its duff.

Bloodhound x Labrador = Blabador, a dog that barks incessantly.

Malamute x Pointer = Moot Point, owned by.... oh, well, it doesn't matter anyway.

Kerry Blue Terrier x Bloodhound = Blueblood, a favorite of high society.

Collie x Malamute = Commute, a dog that travels to work.

Basenji x Schipperke = Baserke, a dog that's mad about its owner.

Deerhound x Terrier = Derriere, a dog that's true to the end.

Samoyed x Norwich Terrier = Samwich, very tasty breed.

Cocker Spaniel x Rottweiller = Cockrot, the perfect puppy for that philandering ex-husband or boyfriend.
: Re: Guide to Cross Breeding DOgs...
: nohesnotahorse December 04, 2005, 11:07:11 PM

Keeshond x Setter = Keester, you can't get this dog off its duff.


They've already crossed this one... they just call it a 'Great Dane'!

LoL  thanks for the laugh, Cricket.    :D
: Re: Guide to Cross Breeding DOgs...
: chaosndestruction December 05, 2005, 04:34:31 PM
what about

Rottwieller x cocker spaniel= Rotten Cock
: Re: Guide to Cross Breeding DOgs...
: dgodden5459 December 05, 2005, 11:32:00 PM
Llhasa + Shitzu =lasashit