Warning perhaps a little graphic...but what do i do boy issue

[AltDeutsche]

That is freaky! I have had boys before... and that has never happened! I hope these boys don't start to daydream.  No more BBQs for us then!

[Ali]

OK.
EEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEWWWWWWWWW WWWWWWWWWWWWWW WW!
That is waaaaaaayyy to much info about horses!!!
LOL!

[Mojo1269]

For those oldest enought to remember (not sure if they still make them) the only other acceptable term I am aware of is...

The Bubs-daddy

[Guardian Angel's White lightning]

my mom calls it a meat-hook. lol...and that goes for all species including human

[Nina]

OMG this is so funny LOL we use the technical term 'pink pencil'

Nina

[Apreston]

we use red crayon... LOL   

[jennifer]

Good grief this is a ridiculous post.    Love all the terms.  We use "woo hoo", too.

[Apreston]

Before horse shows we has to make EVERYTHING was clean!
You give a little rub and magic it pops out and there you are underneath cleaning away....I totally feel your pain!!! LOL 

[Guardian Angel's White lightning]

lets see...i call it a woo hoo...the hubby calls it lipstick, chap*ick, red rocket and more. The irritating thing is that if we take him with us and he sits, it pops   out..and the hubby always...i mean always has to mention it...no matter what....that irritates me and i don't know why...perhaps because we go for a visit at my parents house and he mentions it

[chaosndestruction]

ROFLMAO

One of our show dogs here has the horrible tendancy to breed... the air. No girls are in season or anything else and all of a sudden he will just start staring off into space, fake "mount" the air, and start going to town. Then he will quite litteraly "Tie" the air, and remain in this locked position with the most god awful embarrased expression on his face for a good 20-30 minutes.

He does this maybe a couple times a month and its ALWAYS!!!!! at the worst time, IE I have someone over with kids or someone looking to adopt an animal etc. I remember the first impression after "What the heck is he doing" is OMG HES HUGE HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE!!!! One woman actually said "Honey he's bigger then you" to her husband, VERY LOUDLY in full ear shot of the family, I DIED laughing.

The first time he did it I was carrying a load of laundry and tripped right over him as he was "locked" still and didnt get out of my way, even after I went head over heals over his back.

I've learned two tips with this: 1) Ice water does wonders (not a TON of water but if you rub an ice cube around in your hand or soak a washcloth in cold water and wrap it around his..lipstick. They will suck it up faster then you can say "uncle". 2) if you see the knot (the big bulby part that extends at the base of the sheath that looks like a baseball) understand that until that goes away... he isn't going back in. Just don't invite the neighbors over LMAO

Also... if you think THATS bad, try a horse. You would not BELIEVE the ammount of crap you clean out of a horse's sheath ...sticks, leaves, grass etc. IT FRIGGIN DRAGS THE GROUND!!!! 

I guess I'm lucky and my stallion doesn't have this problem!!! Or he wouldn't be getting it cleaned because he won't LET me clean it unless he thinks he's going to get to breed.

I just thought of Juno..."Pork Swords"

[amberdoggoneit]

We had that happen to a male  we had after he had gotten frisky with a pillow.   his "Lipstick"  would not go back in.  The vet told us to sprinkle sugar on it to make him lick it and sure enough that worked.  but told us to put something cold on it if that didnt work. 

[Guardian Angel's White lightning]

wow sugar??? I would have thought yeast infection..but perhaps that would work... lol just ice it down...OUCH!!! I couldn't imagine.