now that would be a fun job!Â
Which one? Nut Case? Professional Dinner Pee-er? World's Most Unflattering School Photographer? Â
Dinner peeing would be cool, simply as a conversation piece. "So, what do you do?" I pee on people's dinners." "Good money in that?" The 401K is decent" (For those who saw what it said before, I will merely say Matt is an idiot and leave it at that)
*Obscure reference CSI where the women drank their own pee to stay young.
Dude, you can DO that? Â
LOL, that reminds me of all the conversations in Grosse Pointe Blank where John Cusack tells Jeremy Piven that he is a paid assassin, and he just asks him things like "Does that come with a good HMO?"Â Â
(Obscure reference - MST3K episode "The Leech Woman" where Malla gets her youth from the pineal gland fluid of her male victims. Now there is a job for you - professional pineal gland tapper. It has good dental.)