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Newfoundlands => Newfoundland Discussions => : AC August 12, 2005, 10:52:03 AM
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What a great sleep I thought as I gingerly rised to a new day. Contemplating my next move, I couldn't shake the dream I had, it was a strange dream, just a buzzing sound, but seemed so real I could not let it go. Oh My God! I slept in 2 hours!! That wasn't a dream, it was my alarm clock and, and, and the dog, no one took the dog out to go potty. Wait, that's my job! Fearing the worst, I decided to get ready for work first and when done leisurely walked done stairs. Half way done I noticed it, I was ready. At the bottom of the stairs I seen it, I WAS NOT READY ANYMORE! The stench, the malodor of a drunken sailer lost at sea!! There, in the porch, perfectly positioned in the form of a triangle, lay 3 mounds of reeking poo. Not just any poo, but soft poo. In the middle of this triangle was Angus, "don't move boy, sit boy, no, noooo, down, NO I mean stay, nooooo don't roll, no rolllllllll please". With a sit, down and a roll I was going to be just that much later for work. Resigned to the task at hand suddenly a voice bellows from above (upstairs) "DAAADDDY" "DADDY, the baby went potty (in her diaper of couse) can you take care of that". "Right away" I say, anything to move away from Angus for a minute! After an hour of changing, scraping, hosing, washing, nose plugging, etc.... I finally head off to work. I have a meeting I can't miss. Whew! Just made the meeting, everybody is there and we are about to start. What's that smell, oh crap it's dog poo, I must have stepped in some. I wonder if anyone else can smell it!!!!!!!
That was my morning. Cheers to all, have a great day! ;D
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Sounds like a good time at your house this morning.
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Dry heaves!
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Dry heaves - thats exactly the sound of the morning at my place.
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OOOOOHHHH...Th e Adventures of Angus continue. ;D
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Oh no! What a terrible poo filled start to the day. :o
At least you made it to your meeting...
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but look at that face. And he did tricks!!!!!!!!
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Eeewww! Not the best way to start your day! I hope it gets better :D !
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when it's been heated by the sun all day.
Been there done that. We all get the sick puppy poo!
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The tricks were great, any other time.
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ideally...any other time would be best. :) Mine don't have great timing either and will do tricks just because say when I'm in the bathtub or somehow indisposed of. :) Sometimes it involves a mess.
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You might want to work on the "stay" command...he.. .he ;)
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and make sure he isn't sitting in poo when you happen to say stay. That would only be interpretted as "Stay" in the Poo!
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True...at least it would not get tracked all over!!
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you have an excellent point!
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Thanks, I really like the "stay in poo" command. ;D
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but look at that face! :)
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Again...great story!
I could almost smell it!!
uh oh.. maybe I better go look around