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Rottweilers => Rottweiler Discussions => : lins_saving_grace July 25, 2005, 01:23:17 PM
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If your furbaby could talk for one day, what would he/she say?
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Rocco at night..
'Why do you insist on kicking me off the bed, you know as well as I do that as soon as you go back to sleep I'm going to get right back on. So, just stop, and let at least one of us get some sleep.'
Maia about life
'I love you, and very few other people, I don't know why you insist I sniff people and act nice. You dont' like everyone you meet, why should I?'
Rocco about being a male
'I like to lick myself, any human male would love to have this ability, so please leave me alone and let me show everyone what I can do.'
Maia on getting on the couch
'You are on the couch, why can't I be on the couch. You think you smell so much better than me but you don't'
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Since Ranger spends most of the day showing people his fat white stomach in the hopes of someone petting it, we always joke that he is saying "Rub it!" in a demanding tone...  :D
Seriously, don't we all wish they could really talk? There are so many questions that each of us has for our dogs....Â
But I think if he could talk he would say...
"Thanks for rescuing me. I know I am not perfect, but I try hard to be a good boy every day... I love having a family and not being confused and scared anymore. I love knowing that no one will hit me, no matter how bad I am. I love knowing that I will live with you for the rest of my life and that you would never ever give me up. I love having a Mommy and a Daddy (and even a sister) to spoil me. Now, RUB IT! And give me some chicken."
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HAHAHAH! I love it.
Rub it Rub it!!! What's with the chicken?
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Jack sounds like a blast!
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Funny stuff. Rocco and Maia definately have character and see things for what they are. :) It's all about the dog.
I'm not sure what Lady and Grace would say.
Lady would probably be like: I have to talk now too? Oh Man!
Grace would be chattering away so fast I don't think I'd be able to understand it. But something to the effect of: But Lady does it!!! Give it...it's mine.
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Raven "You are only the alpha bitch because I let you think you are the alpha bitch... now get my dinner."
Merlin " Why did you have to bring that annoyning thing back home...Couldn't you have left him in Michegan with the killer bunnies, and can I hire that Lasa???"
Strider "Ther's no place like home, there's no place like home...."
Stella
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Puck: I don't know why you brought that reheaded thing home( baby V). Awww what the heck I will play with it. oh by the way thanks for getting me outta that kennel--I really missed a couch.
Farley: I don't know why you feed this dog food crap. I want what you have and I WILL find a way to get.
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Bella: Oh Mama I love you so much. I just love everybody. Please pet me. I just want to be right next to you all day. Can I please have a piggle? I just love giving kisses and getting hugs. I don't really like little tiny doggies, they're annoying and look like my toys. I just love playing with Phoebe. When can we go over to visit?
Rocco: I'm one good looking Newf, everybody loves me. I'm the king. Get me something to eat. I'm thristy. I'm hot, put the fan me. Give me some ice cubes. I'm going down to the basement where it is nice and cool. I gotta go poop, let me out but you better be waiting to let me in because it sure is hot out there. Why can't I sit up front in the car with my face next to the A/C? I love little doggies, they just roll over and submit to me. I love to go swimming in Phoebe's pond. One day Daisy will be my queen and I will rule over her kingdom.
Bella to Rocco: You are such a dirty doggy, can't you stay clean? Stop drooling on me. Stop pulling my ear off. You are so lucky I love you so much that I let you beat up on me and take my treats.
Rocco to Bella: I'm in charge, do what I tell you to do. Move out of the way. I want everything you have. You don't really want that treat, so I'll just take it from you.
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Apache - "I know somethings under there, get it for me mommy get it" "come on kick the ball again"
Kiya - "please let me chase the deer" "please let me chase the squirel"...
Chazzy - "don't you guys ever stop?"
Carolyn
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Hera: *singing* im so pretty, im so pretty. Dont't get mad at me, pleeeeeaaaaas I just want to kiss, why cant I stand over your face? Stop pushing on me, you know I will only lean more on you when you do. That corner spot on the couch is MINE.
Galahad: huh...did I step on your foot daddy, didnt mean to. Ohhhhh did I step on it again, sorry. Common, get up from there and lift my butt up in the bed. Can someone feed me please, I am sure I didnt get any lunch today.
Zeus: Get out of my way, dont bring them stupid dogs near me. I dont shed..... Now go ahead and chew the food for me, I dont have teeth in my mouth. Then give me a juicy bone haha you all are soooo silly, you actually did mush the food didnt you. I am the king.
Marit
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Oh it sounds like your house is a fun place to be, Marit! :)
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lol..... we like it, well chris says he could live without the stepping on his feet hehe. Some of our friends though, dont quite understand the charm with all our animals.
Marit
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I always tell my girls that it's ok...I walk on the bottoms and you can have the tops. It get a little obnoxious but I've learned that it's going to happen.
Dog charm is an aquired taste and not for the weak at heart. :)
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I always tell my girls that it's ok...I walk on the bottoms and you can have the tops. It get a little obnoxious but I've learned that it's going to happen.
Dog charm is an aquired taste and not for the weak at heart. :)
AHHHHH lol...... I will remember that one and next time Chris is complaining I will simply tell him, hey you got the bottom lol.....
And I guess you are right Lins...... dogs arent for everyone, maybe that is why we dont have all that many friends who come over hehe lol.....
Marit
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Glad I could help with a cute one liner! you've never heard that one before?
I'm not too big on company anyway...dogs just kinda make sure I don't get a lot of that. Once in a while I like having people over...but mostly ... not.
Maybe dogs feel the same way...and they say People aren't for everydog.
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ahhh hahaha there is another one Lins...... THAT is one I will bring to my SIL and MIL lol......
Marit
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Man...I feel so useful today!!! :) ;D
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Man...I feel so useful today!!! :) ;D
You should, in one day, in one topic, from one person..... Have I gotten one real good thing to tell my hubby and a VERY good and fitting thing for my MIL and SIL lol..... you are on a roll here girl
Marit
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I have certainly deveopled a smart mouth from haning out with so many bikers. They love those one liners that just shut a person up...and I love zinging them. :) I'm a lot of fun with a few Mike's lemonades in me.
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Araby- (Said in snotty uppercrust manner) "But I'm the princess! I'm TELLING! I don't do that." Lots of swearing. She swears at us all the time.
Hobo- (Said like over eager junior high student) "I will love you forever and ever, I'll never leave your side, we'll be soulmates..... OOOOOOO! SHINY!"
Sanity- (Said like "Mongo" in Blazing Saddles) "Mumma, Mumma, Mumma, Mumma, Mumma, Mumma, Mumma, Mumma, Mumma, Mumma, Mumma, Mumma, Mumma, Mumma, Mumma, Mumma, Mumma, Mumma, Mumma, Mumma, Mumma, Mumma, Mumma, Mumma, Mumma. I like Pie. SAVE ME!"
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Greta has an underbite and so sometimes I play with her lips, moving them as if she is speaking and I ventriloquate, "I'm a bitsssss!"
Greta would say something like this: "I'm the head bitsss in thith houth. If you get near me Betti I will kick your ath! I will wip your buntsssss. I will sssshred your earssss! I will wip your tongue out and swallow it holes! I will tear you to piecesssssss!"
And Greta would say: "I am a queen. I am a mean queen and I wanth what I wanth and I wanth it now. I wanth to go fissing. I wanth to go camping. I wanth to go for a walk. I wanth to go. Me first! Yes...it's me first! *@#*&*$&#*@((@@**!"
Lou would probably say: "Why me? Oh, why me? Why, oh, why oh-----why me? I say, why me? Why me? Huh? Tell me...why me dammit? Why doesn't my man come home? Where is he going now? When is he coming back? Oh, take me with you! Don't leave me again! I'm the underdog."
And: "Huu-uuh? Can I....huu-uuh, uh....get on the bed? Huu-uuh!"
Betti would say: "Hi! I'm Betti! See my bun? It wiggles. I can wiggle my bun. See my smile. See my bun wiggle. Now, I nip your butt when you turn around."
And: "Yay...Oh, yay, oh, yay, oh yay, yay, yay! I get to go outside. Yes, yes, yes...that's it. Open the door. Open the door! Let me bang on it until it opens. Hurry, oh hurry up! See the bun? It wiggles for you....only for you."
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Ooooooooooooh, Croatia! That was Some DANG FUNNY STUFF! I am laughing WAY out loud! Thanks!
Cabeza would say, "Dude. Why do you insist on giving me kisses? Stop singing to me, do you think I'm some kinda fruit? Can you get me that loaf of bread? I'll want it when I'm done with my nap. Tell Bandit (neighbor dog) that if he doesn't stop barking all the time, I'm going to have to kick his @ss. After my nap. And bread."
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ROTFLMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!....Moonlit that's absolutely hilarious & I badly needed to laugh!...TY!...TY!!!...TY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Zoey would say something along the lines of...
Hey, Could you get me some cheese? And an ice cube! And steak! And rice! Get me the treats and I will love you! And you love me cause I'm so cute! Oh, oh, oh, let's go to the petstore! You know you want to go and watch me run around the store and lick everything so you have to buy it! Give me a tummy rub please. Where's my cheese? If you do not give me the cheese right now I am going to stick my head on your lap and drool all over your laptop! Take that! And the best part is you can't even be mad because I am so darn cute... Seriously, where is my cheese?
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Good one moonlit ;D ;D ;D ;D ;DHa
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Sammy would most definitely say, "MMMMMMMMOOOOOO MMMMMMMMMMMMM!...The hairless puppies went over the baby gate!!...They went right over it & they are breaking your rules!!!...They went up the steps Mom!!...RIGHT OVER THE BABY GATE & UP THE STEPS!!!...THEY ARE SO BAD!!!...SPANK THEM!!...SPANK THEM!!!...SPANK THEM!!!!...Uuuummmmmm Mom?...They went OVER the baby gate...That's a no-no...I bet your gonna spank them!
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Cute, Gyp! hahahaha! This is a fun one!
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Time to wake up
Time to get the paper
Where's my treat
Time to go for a walk
and chase squirrels
Whatca got to eat
Time to lay in the grass
Time to look for squirrels
whatcha got to eat
Time to get the mail
Where's my treat
Time to look for squirrels
Whatcha got to eat
Time to look for squirrels
Time to irrigate and jump in the water
Time to dig for squirrels
Whatcha got to eat
Time to look for squirrels
Time to feed the sheep
I will stare at you intently until you feed me my dinner
Time to go to bed
A day in the brain of my dog.
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Gretchen would say: Gotta get the cat, gotta get him now. I didn't mean to attack the pillow, dad made me do it. Is it time to eat???And her favorite" Are we there yet?" Buttons would say why can't I be the only child mmmmmm, silly cat git! Macie would reply shut your mouth, can I chase the cows mom PLEASE let me . I;m afraid of storms going to get in the tub and hide.
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Well, reading these cute things just reinforces one phrase:
ITS A DOG'S LIFE
Peggy ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::)
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this has been fun to read tonight! Our doggies have a lot to say!
Daisy would tell me that Phoebe has to start respecting her space and to this Phoebe would reply, Where is it?