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BPO General Forum => General Board for Big Dogs with Big Paws => : buck03 July 25, 2005, 05:53:22 AM

: Dog property laws...
: buck03 July 25, 2005, 05:53:22 AM
1. If I like it, it's mine.

2. If it's in my mouth, it's mine.

3. If I can take it from you, it's mine.

4. If I had it a little while ago, it's mine.

5. If it's mine, it must never appear to be yours in any way.

6. If I'm chewing something up, all the pieces are mine.

7. If it just looks like mine, it's mine.

8. If I saw it first, it's mine.

9. If you are playing with something and you put it down, it automatically becomes mine.

10. If it's broken, it's yours.