LOL this is a great thread.
when you first come to my house, you will notice my fence, its chained and locked shut. so you will have to use the back door. you will see my car with the dog gate in the back, with numerous blankets in there as well.
Go up the steps to my porch door, push it open *unless its already open* theres countless bags of empty dog and cat food cause we always forget to put them out at garbage time. lol and if you can get to the other door with out being noisy peer in the window. if you have been noisy, you will hear memphis barking. as you look in the window, you will see the dining room with plenty of blankets and pillows on the floor, and Memphis laying on them.
OPEN.
our kitchen table has a self feeder and a steel bowl for our cats. there is usually at least ONE cat on the table. there is two boxes and a cat bed under the table, along with a bin with cat food.on the chairs you will find chewed seats, probably lumps of cat hair, and possibly a cat. *Right now you will find alot of blood on the floor and chair due to my one cat having a gross absess*.
Around the table is memphis' stainless steel dish, his bin with food and his plastic bowl. by this time, you've probably already stepped on or tripped over many empty cans of cat food, which darcy gives memphis to lick clean after putting food in the cats dish. you look back toward memphis, and you see our microwave stand, with cans of food, boxes and bags of treats and probably a few other goodies. bathroom- usually one cat sleeping on our laundry in the bathroom.dog shampoos all over the edge of the tub and on the sink. our shelf in the bathroom has everything you could need for an emergency, along with countless brushes and our braun & andis shaver for Reba.
leave the bathroom, back in the dining room, Oh you noticed... my shelf half chewed, with my grooming products, more shavers, scissors, chalk, doggy calonge, etc. etc. there is also a pillow with a chinese crested and chihuahua on it. above the shelf is a hook shaped as a dead fish with kitties on it... with my leashes and show leads/chokes on it. By this time youre socks are probably covered in dog hair. lets check out the living room, shall we? oh wait, a dog gate, open it, close it fast... you see stairs to go upstairs, but ignore them for now. theres too much hair on them, grosses you out. lol as you walk in, you will see our Algae farm (aka our salt water tank)you cant see in it. because darcy wont clean it. turn your head, theres a crate. OW what did i step on? Kibble! theres kibble spilt all over the floor. and plenty of bones and toys... we have an ugly couch, and you can see the wear from the dog claws, but you amazinly cant notice the hair because the couch is so ugly lol on the table beside the couch is probably about 2 toys and a bone, from the bullies having had it taken away. you look up, theres framed pics of zero from his dog show, me handling him. looking on. a photo of our Zeussy who passed in 05. then you see my huge shelf full of nightmare before christmas, and oh wait, BULL TERRIER nicknacks. everything from a 2ft. stuffy *which is on the very top of our 6ft shelf for a good reason* to klenex covers and puppy love collectables. i believe i have a figure of my Zeussy that my friend Krista mailed me also. you will then notice how dirty our floor is because you are coming to zeros kennel. Zero is always kicking his food around, and it is all over the floor. beside zeros kennel is a grooming table, probably covered in hair. above the table is our new 2008 BT callendar. on the table is the old 2007 one.
OW, banged your leg did you? Thats rebas kennel under neath the grooming table. and theres the front door, with a lanolium floor by it. the floor is chewed. the door is scratched badly.you will notice the huge water bowl... and probably have stepped in some water from the slobs...
if you open the door. you will notice the broken window beside the door, the outside of the door is scratched up also... and the porch is covered in poo because thats where reba goes. *and we only clean it once a week*. it smells like pee. and you look out in the yard, there are probably abour 20 balls, 5 socks and many MANY bones.
Come back inside, you will want to go upstairs at the top of the stairs are boxes probably a cat laying in one of them. then a fish tank with an oscar and two algae cleaners, lots of cans of fish food turn left, my bed room. the bed is covered in hair. you will see dog outfits all over, and Exoskeletons from our spider. she is beside my tv, and most people are not alowed in my bedroom cuz im a slob. so- GET OUT. lol
to the computer room, my desk has 3 boxes of treats on it. no not for me. but the dogs. 4 BT magnets, and a bunch of Dog magazines and books. my monitor has a few things on top of it, including a BT mug, a lizard sunlight bulb and a BT statue. the wall beside my monitor has Zeros ribbons and the photos of him from his dog show win. on my desk are also a bunch of ribbons from Jigsaws show. then darcys desk is surrounded by a photo with a great dane & a chihuahua. and a chinese crested named Gala, who was in the New York Minute movie, that we had met. the photos are us holding her.under his desk is usually jigsaw sleeping. further on the wall are more BT and Dane posters, and a bunch of NBC and Saw things as well. there are three shelfs, two have BT stuff on it. the other has computer programs. theres a spare computer chair with more dog clothes on it. under the chair is a rug that usually jigsaw or zero chew bones on.then there is rebas bed and her in it, with her sunlight bulb turned on to tan her. LOL. there are Plenty of old dirty chewed up socks all over the place, jigsaws favorite toy... hum, i think thats about all?