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BPO Gear Forum => Collars, crates, & other cool things => : Leah-n-boy-os June 18, 2006, 09:38:03 PM
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Victim A:
Name: Mr. Suspicious Chicken
Age: 6 Hours, 43 Minutes
Time/Date of Death: Between 2:30 Am and 8 AM; June 18, 2006
Cause of Death: Diembowlment, partial cannabalitic consumption, blunt force trama to head and extremeties. No internal organs found at scene. Evidence found at secondary crime scene indicate perps attempted to consume to evidence to avoid detection. No pictures taken at second scene due to extreme "upchuck-factor".
Victim B:
Name: Mr. Mad Cow
Age: 6 Hours, 43 Minutes
Time/Date of Death: Between 2:30 Am and 8 AM; June 18, 2006
Cause of Death: Diembowlment, partial cannabalitic consumption, blunt force trama to head and extremeties, amputation of left leg and midriff. No internal organs found at scene. Evidence found at secondary crime scene indicate perps attempted to consume to evidence to avoid detection. No pictures taken at second scene due to extreme "upchuck-factor". Left leg never found.
Police are still searching for the perpetrators of these heinious crimes. They have posted a three XLarge Milkbone reward for any tips leading to the apprehension of Mr.'s Zeus, Apollo and Onyx Cupps.
****WARNING, WARNING**** The following images contain graphic material, viewer discretion is advised. Images not suitable for children, chickens or cows.
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ROFLMAO!!!! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D :D :D :D :D :D
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The pain and suffering these poor beasts endured must have been horrible! ;) :) :) :)
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Just imagine what it will be like to have to inform the next-of-kin! :o :o :o :o
To say nothing of have them i.d. the bodies......er rr....what's left of them anyway.
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OMG that is hilarious
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ROTFLMAO...... ...........tha t was a great read first thing in the morning. Thanks for the laugh ;D
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That's really great! I wonder if my guys have an alibi for 2- 8 am?
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too funny! Hope it was a quick and painless death for the chicken and cow.
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:D ;D LOL!!!!!! TOO FUNNY!!!!! mjjensen's avatar shows that his dogs sure need an alibi!
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Thank you for making my morning. I just love the expression on the poor dead Mad Cow's face.
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Oh my gosh is that funny!!! Thanks for making me laugh this morning...
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That's really great! I wonder if my guys have an alibi for 2- 8 am?
AhHA! An accomplice to the crime! That definately smacks of a conspiracy....
;) ;) :D :D
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LOL!! Thanks for the laugh on this dreary Monday morning!
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That is hilarious! I am glad to see someone elses Chicken that looks worse than ours!
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In a million years I never thought I would turn in one of my own children, but I have to do what is 'right'. This morning, while vacuuming, I found some stuffing under the couch. I'm pretty sure this was a botched attempt to 'hide the evidence'. I think your murders might have been commited by organized crime, and my child is a member.
ROFLMAO Your post had me in stitches!!!
LOLOLLOLOLOLOL
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I am not proud of what I am about to tell you all, but...
I am an accomplice in Tonka's murderous sprees, I dispose of the bodies for him.
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I am an accomplice in Tonka's murderous sprees, I dispose of the bodies for him.
:D LOL! I usually make my kids do that dirty job.
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OMG!
i missed this one yesterday...
ROFLMAO... :D :D :D
-k.
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HAHAHA Luckily my chicken and mad cow are still alive! 2 days old and counting.
I'm sure that soon enough at least the cow will be found murdered as the mojo Fizz loves to rip apart all things squeaky (so far Keela isn't a stuffy killer).
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In a million years I never thought I would turn in one of my own children, but I have to do what is 'right'. This morning, while vacuuming, I found some stuffing under the couch. I'm pretty sure this was a botched attempt to 'hide the evidence'. I think your murders might have been commited by organized crime, and my child is a member.
ROFLMAO Your post had me in stitches!!!
LOLOLLOLOLOLOL
UhhhHUH! The plot thickens...... .........
*snicker*
I'm glad everyone is getting a good laugh. With so much sorrow lately, I thought I'd try to lighten and brighten things up a bit. ;D
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Mr. Sheep-on-the-lamb (from the same company) moved in with us yesterday. So far he has survived several vigorous shakings and a partial drowning, as well as being dragged through the sawdust from hubby's building project. I think doggylover may be onto something with that organized crime post. Look how many of our babies are participating in the death and destruction! ;) :D :D :D