Please help

[Stacey]

I am not proud of what I am about to tell you all, but...

I am an accomplice in Tonka's murderous sprees, I dispose of the bodies for him.

[longshadowfarms]

I am an accomplice in Tonka's murderous sprees, I dispose of the bodies for him.

   LOL!  I usually make my kids do that dirty job.

[kristi]

OMG!
i missed this one yesterday...
ROFLMAO...
-k.

[chaosndestruction]

HAHAHA Luckily my chicken and mad cow are still alive! 2 days old and counting.

I'm sure that soon enough at least the cow will be found murdered as the mojo Fizz loves to rip apart all things squeaky (so far Keela isn't a stuffy killer).

[Leah-n-boy-os]

In a million years I never thought I would turn in one of my own children, but I have to do what is 'right'.  This morning, while vacuuming, I found some stuffing under the couch.  I'm pretty sure this was a botched attempt to 'hide the evidence'.  I think your murders might have been commited by organized crime, and my child is a member.
ROFLMAO Your post had me in stitches!!!
LOLOLLOLOLOLOL

UhhhHUH! The plot thickens...... .........









*snicker*
I'm glad everyone is getting a good laugh. With so much sorrow lately, I thought I'd try to lighten and brighten things up a bit.

[zanie]

Mr. Sheep-on-the-lamb (from the same company) moved in with us yesterday.  So far he has survived several vigorous shakings and a partial drowning, as well as being dragged through the sawdust from hubby's building project.  I think doggylover may be onto something with that organized crime post.  Look how many of our babies are participating in the death and destruction!