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lins_saving_grace

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Dog Rules
« on: July 25, 2005, 01:29:42 pm »
DOG RULES

 
1. The dog is not allowed in the house!
2. Okay, the dog is allowed in the house, but only in certain rooms.
3. The dog is allowed in all rooms, but has to stay off the furniture.
4. The dog can get on the OLD furniture only.
5.  Fine, the dog is allowed on all the furniture, but is not allowed to
sleep with the humans on the bed.
6.  All right, the dog is allowed on the bed, but ONLY by invitation.
7.  The dog can sleep on the bed whenever he wants, but NOT under
 the covers.
8.  The dog can sleep under the covers by invitation ONLY.
9.  The dog can sleep under the covers every night.
10. Humans must ask permission to sleep under the covers with the
dog.

Offline pndlake

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Re: Dog Rules
« Reply #1 on: July 25, 2005, 06:11:28 pm »
hahaha how true that is, thanks. ;D
Peggy

Nicole

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Re: Dog Rules
« Reply #2 on: July 25, 2005, 07:08:02 pm »
HA! Good one, Lin! I love it!

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Re: Dog Rules
« Reply #3 on: July 25, 2005, 09:22:02 pm »
YOU ARE COMPLETELY RIGHT...
Now when there's someone who doesn't stand the smell of a dog, they see hair all over the house or in the couch, and they look surprised when I confirm they sleep inside and Sasha has to sleep every  night on the bed with us...That's when I reply...."Hey...They live in here ...you don't" Am I right?  ;)
~Lorena~

lins_saving_grace

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Re: Dog Rules
« Reply #4 on: July 26, 2005, 07:03:32 am »
Awh your puppies are cute!

lins_saving_grace

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Re: Dog Rules
« Reply #5 on: July 26, 2005, 07:04:03 am »
I needed a laugh yesterday.  Glad everyone enjoyed this.