Haahaa, so my aunt sent me this! It is soooo funny! well...enjoy!
~K
> Oh, like we all haven't eavesdropped before!
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> .... I was in Wal-Mart buying a large bag of Purina for my dog Katie and
> was in line to checkout. A woman behind me asked if I had a dog........
> Duh! I was feeling a bit crabby so on impulse, I told her no, I was
> starting The Purina Diet again, although I probably shouldn't because I'd
> ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I
> had awakened in an intensive care unit with tubes coming out of most of my
> orifices and I V's in both arms. Her eyes about bugged out of her head. I
> went on and on with the bogus diet story and she was totally buying it. I
> told her that it was an easy, inexpensive diet and that the way it works
> is to load your pockets or purse with Purina nuggets and simply eat one or
> two every time you feel hungry. The package said the food is nutritionally
> complete so I was going to try it again. I have to mention here that
> practically everyone in the line was by now enthralled with my story,
> particularly a tall guy behind her. Horrified, she asked if something in
> the dog food had poisoned me and was that why I ended up in the hospital.
> I said no.....I'd been sitting in the street licking my butt when a car
> hit me. I thought the tall guy was going to have to be carried out the
> door.
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