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Offline Softhug

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single black female
« on: February 22, 2006, 04:47:32 pm »
Dont know if any of you had heard this, but I thought it was cute and a genius idea!! ;)

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This has to be one of the best "singles" ads ever printed. It is reported to have been listed in the Atlanta Journal:

SINGLE BLACK FEMALE seeks male companionship, ethnicity unimportant. I'm a very good girl who LOVES to play. I love long walks in the woods, riding in your pickup truck, hunting, camping and fishing trips, cozy winter nights lying by the fire. Candlelight dinners will have me eating out of your hand. I'll be at the front door when you get home from work, wearing only what nature gave me. Call (404) 875-6420 and ask for Daisy, I'll be waiting....

Over 15,000 men found themselves talking to the Atlanta Humane Society about an 8-week-old black Labrador retriever.
Jacquie-Undercover Princess
Tsu Ling-Chow Chow-RIP 5/08
Boudreaux-American Mastiff
Griffey-Pi55y, fat, yellow cat
Comrade-red/white Siberian Husky
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"Not that many listen though."
"That's the problem."
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Re: single black female
« Reply #1 on: February 22, 2006, 05:04:49 pm »
That's Brilliant! I wonder how many of those guys gave donations out of embarasment.

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Re: single black female
« Reply #2 on: February 22, 2006, 05:08:52 pm »
How could they be stupid enough not to realize it from the wording of the ad...do you know if she was homed with one of them?
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Re: single black female
« Reply #3 on: February 22, 2006, 06:31:23 pm »
How could they be stupid enough not to realize it from the wording of the ad...do you know if she was homed with one of them?

nope, just got it as an email  :)
Jacquie-Undercover Princess
Tsu Ling-Chow Chow-RIP 5/08
Boudreaux-American Mastiff
Griffey-Pi55y, fat, yellow cat
Comrade-red/white Siberian Husky
***************
"Lots of people talk to animals," said Pooh.
"Not that many listen though."
"That's the problem."
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Re: single black female
« Reply #4 on: February 22, 2006, 09:44:17 pm »
Holy cow that is hilarious!!! :D The perfect woman, eh guys??? :D :D :D

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Re: single black female
« Reply #5 on: February 23, 2006, 12:55:57 pm »
I tried this with our local H.S. after I saw that and got mostly calls from men wanting something else, too. My conclusion: Lonely men don't read the details.
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Re: single black female
« Reply #6 on: March 08, 2006, 02:50:35 pm »
OMG! that is a good idea! i love it!

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