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: R.I.P. Spiderman... "Warning" "VERY GRAPHIC"
: morph's mom March 31, 2007, 08:00:41 AM

Associated Press Release

On 30 March 2007 in the small town of Paoli Indiana our friendly neighborhood Spiderman was viciously attacked in an unprovoked assault.  According to the police report a Mastidane, whos name will not be released because he is underage even in dog years, was the primary suspect and had been brought in for questioning.  During the interogation the Mastidane admitted to the attack, saying that Spiderman was a stuffie and as all dogs know stuffies are Evil and Dangerous beings.  It was also reported that Spiderman had glow-in-the-dark eyes and was apparently stareing at the Mastidane in a mean and threatening manner.  The family returned from dinner to find the assault in progress.  The mother and father just took it in stride however their 5 year old son was extremely upset by this incident. 

We have attached pictures to this press release to show the extent of the attack however; We must warn you that they are VERY GRAPHIC...

Update.. The Mastidane has been sentenced to Incarceration while the family is not at home and will be up for Parole again in 6 months.  Spiderman has also been replaced and now has a special place to stay when he is not out saving the world with the Teenaged Mutant Engine Turtles.

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: angelsmama March 31, 2007, 08:07:04 AM

haha i love the pics

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: shangrila March 31, 2007, 08:22:58 AM

lol  :D

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: kathryn March 31, 2007, 09:07:12 AM

Mastidane Mom says "He was framed!  My baby would never hurt a soul!  He loves all people and superheroes" 

A member of PMS (Protecting Mastidane Suspects) says that they are looking into the fact that Batman was observed lurking around the scene of this crime right before the authorities arrived.

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: specialkdanemom March 31, 2007, 11:47:09 AM

HA!  Love the last pic!

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: Scootergirl March 31, 2007, 11:52:13 AM

EW! Spidey-guts all over the living room!! Those are great pictures. The last one says it all, "Oh, how long have you guys been home?"

hee hee

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: EllieAndBlu March 31, 2007, 11:58:58 AM

Hysterical!  The pics say it all - Spidey didn't have a chance!  Love the last one!  ;D

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: Gevaudan_Jo March 31, 2007, 02:45:40 PM

Rest in Pieces Spidey... Rest in Pieces... ahha
Great pics!

Jodi

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: Carebear_myGSD April 01, 2007, 12:59:39 PM

 :o

Wanted all stuffies the are deemend armnd and dangours if you see one you must jump on it and kill it imeditly

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hahahaha! you think that bad i left my dingo cross foster dog and my sharpiX in the back yard one nice sunny day with some stuffies took a nap to awake to what looked like snow on the ground but it wasnt it was stuffie guts LOL allover! they had killed every one!
angi and carbear SDIT GSD and Princess the sharpiX supper dog!