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Paging Dr. Rich for a Stuffed Animal Emergency
« on: April 20, 2006, 03:57:27 am »
One of Kali's fluffies was brutally assaulted and needs multiple stitches to repair the lacerations!  The suspect was the only one in the area at the time and was wearing quite the guilty expression. 

The victim:



The suspect:



And you didn't think she was the fluffy serial killer!
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Lacey ~ the aussie 
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Fire ~ Appendix Quarter Horse/Belgian gelding
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Re: Paging Dr. Rich for a Stuffed Animal Emergency
« Reply #1 on: April 20, 2006, 03:59:13 am »
I think it's a Newf perp.  Mine are mass murderers.  We actually have to sometimes dispose of the bodies without telling anybody!! ::) ::)

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Re: Paging Dr. Rich for a Stuffed Animal Emergency
« Reply #2 on: April 20, 2006, 03:59:59 am »
LMAO! Poor fluffy! Send him to my place I have an official burial ground.

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Re: Paging Dr. Rich for a Stuffed Animal Emergency
« Reply #3 on: April 20, 2006, 04:04:13 am »
Kali says she was set-up! It was not her!! Just look at that mug shot those eyes say it all.
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Re: Paging Dr. Rich for a Stuffed Animal Emergency
« Reply #4 on: April 20, 2006, 04:08:27 am »
HI-larious!  We too are guilty of disposing of multiple bodies in secret.  If the dogs catch us getting rid of their victims, the bodies are often disinterred (sp?) from their garbage bag grave and remutilated all over the house!  Especially sad for Chicklet whose beloved "Baby" is going to have to be laid to rest after Binky's latest attack!  Pictures of today's victims!
Binky-Great Pyrenees
Sophie-Leonberger
McDougal-Papillon
Chicklet-Papillon
Sigfried-Cat  RIP Sigs
Spooky-Cat
Jasper-Nigerian Dwarf goat
Ferdinand-Nigerian Dwarf goat

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Re: Paging Dr. Rich for a Stuffed Animal Emergency
« Reply #5 on: April 20, 2006, 04:41:14 am »
Awwww! Kali looks so disgusted with herself. :) Those stuffies are just too tempting!
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Re: Paging Dr. Rich for a Stuffed Animal Emergency
« Reply #6 on: April 20, 2006, 07:32:08 am »
Ha ha ha ha - like the way you told the story :D

Kali and Kate would be partners in crime together, I think we've said good-bye to 5 or so stuffies since we got her... :'(

Kali's expression in that pic just says it all! ;)

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Re: Paging Dr. Rich for a Stuffed Animal Emergency
« Reply #7 on: April 20, 2006, 08:54:21 pm »
Yes my darling Harley is also a seriel murderer.  He can't have any of the fluffy toys he can only have the ones made of canvas and he has been thru 3 buddie the bad cats already - they are his favorite.

I accidentally washed an alligator leg the other day - it was in my jeans pocket I meant to sew it back on.

The joke in my house is if you need a button sewed on take it to the taylor but if Harley needs a toy fixed I am waiting with needle and thread - I guess that show who my favorite is.

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Re: Paging Dr. Rich for a Stuffed Animal Emergency
« Reply #8 on: April 20, 2006, 09:03:57 pm »
By that pic I'm sure that Kali is the victim!  LOL! - those eyes!!!!!

We had our first stuffy emergency last night too.  Teddy stole my son's bear and by the time I caught him, it was too late for poor old bear!  Luckily, my son is a "blankie" kinda guy so he wasn't too upset about his bear. :P
Every girl needs a Teddy bear!

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« Reply #9 on: April 20, 2006, 09:09:02 pm »
That is hysterical!
Kali has that same look I get after downing an entire carton of Ben & Jerry's at one sitting  :)

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Re: Paging Dr. Rich for a Stuffed Animal Emergency
« Reply #10 on: April 20, 2006, 09:34:01 pm »
Hi Erin,

I fired up the Tonka Ambulance, I flipped the switch for the lights and Siren!!c :-\ Crap they don't work, I'll change batteries and get the vehicle on the road.

I paged the staff to the ER Stat  :-\. This looks like a serious case!!

Am I looking at what the x-rays appear to show. IS THE SQUEEKY MISSING, can you locate it and immediately get it in a cooler of Ice, well a 6 pack of cold beer  ;D will work instead of the ice.

I am prepping the team for the now Famous "Recetal Squeeky RE-Insertion procedure." We have had remarkable success with the procedure. All follow up visits with past patients response has been. I feel like New  :) (Often that is the case) but it is still nice to get good feed back!!

Tell Kali I am on the case and to take that frown off her face!! 8)

Dr Rich
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Re: Paging Dr. Rich for a Stuffed Animal Emergency
« Reply #11 on: April 20, 2006, 09:39:46 pm »
that is HILARIOUS! ;D

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Re: Paging Dr. Rich for a Stuffed Animal Emergency
« Reply #12 on: April 20, 2006, 09:59:04 pm »
 :D  :D  :D

Good heavens! What kind of rough crowd am I hanging out with?? 
Kuma would NEVER do such a thing…
Why...she is an angel...
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Re: Paging Dr. Rich for a Stuffed Animal Emergency
« Reply #13 on: April 20, 2006, 10:50:16 pm »
Thankfully Dr. Rich took the case!

I have the same problem with Jager. Currently we are housing a quadrapaligeic frog and a one armed bear with no nose. Obviously we do not discrimination on race, religion, sex, or disability. Mr. Frog is actually Mr. Frog III. Mr. Frog is miraculously reincarnated about every 6 months. Toys for "power chewers" just don't hold up!
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Re: Paging Dr. Rich for a Stuffed Animal Emergency
« Reply #14 on: April 21, 2006, 07:43:53 am »
 The picture says it all...