I was just having this conversation with a friend and thought I would bring it here.
What is the absolute grossest or most embarrasing thing your dog has ever done to you?? Mine is a three way tie.
#1) Neo, one of our CH sibes was at his first show when he was six months old. He was on the down and back, when he decided to stop and "relieve himself". This in itself is not that embarrasing, he's a puppy for crying out loud, and its his first show. So my mother who was handling him, stands there and waits while he finishes, then the steward who was a sweetheart comes over to clean it up. The steward was this older gentleman with a BIG LONG beard. As he bends over to pick up the poo, Neo LEAPS off the ground, grabs his beard and yanks the guy down face first into the pile of poop, then proceeds to shake his beard like a dead rat. Oh dear god.
#2) I woke up one morning to a dead raccoon on my pillow and my german shepherd grinning happily at me. I boarded up the new doggy door that same morning.
#3) Also involves Neo- I was asleep on the couch and cuddling with Kiwi, one of the male sibes, and Neo came over to sniff my face and look for a nuzzle. Kiwi growled at neo briefly, just a "Hey, this is my snuggle time, back off" growl. Neo got very indigiant, sniffed, glared at Kiwi, then turned around and very calmly lifted his leg and PEED ON MY FACE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Worse, I was trapped under Kiwi so it was very hard to get up and avoid the stream.
I also had a very bad cat moment once where I had a rescue kitty who was close to delivering her kittens, and was asleep on my chest, and then I woke up because I tasted blood... and she had had the first kitten on my face/neck/pillow. GAHHHHH