i saw this on our local craigslist and thought it was TOO funny not to share! maybe if someone else sees one that's funny, we could start up a list of hilarious ads we find.
ALLERGIC HUSBAND NEEDS A NEW HOME
Reply to: comm-320610171@craigslist.org
Date: 2007-04-28, 2:43PM EDT
recently married-- suddenly now he claims he's allergic to my cats so back out he goes.
free to good home. must not have large human eating snakes in house and also cannot enter him in xtreme fighting death matches or use him as bait.
thank you. serious inquiries only. Please hurry or your indifference might force me to return him to his parents.