YOUR AGE BY EATING OUT
Don't tell me your age; you probably would tell a falsehood anyway-but yourwaiter may know!
YOUR AGE BY DINER & RESTAURANT MATH
This is pretty neat It takes less than a minute. Work this out as you read . This is not one ofthose waste of time things(well, maybe it is), it's fun.
1. First of all, pick the number of times a week that you would like to goout to eat. (more than once but less than 10)
2. Multiply this number by 2 (just to be bold)
3. Add 5
4. Multiply it by 50 (get the calculator out)
5. If you have already had your birthday this year add 1758... Or if you haven't, add 1757.
6. Now subtract the four digit year that you were born.
You should have a three digit number
The first digit of this was your original number. (I..e., How many times youwant to go out to restaurants in a week.) The next two numbers are YOUR AGE !
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THIS IS THE ONLY YEAR (2008) IT WILL EVER WORK, SO SPREAD IT AROUND WHILE ITLASTS
Live every day as if it is your LAST ! ______________ ______________ ____
