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BPO Just For Fun Forum => Games & Jokes => : dober_gurl August 09, 2006, 03:57:25 PM
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Someone posted this on another forum and I thought it was hilarious!!
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Heard your wife left you,
How upset you must be.
But don't fret about it...
She moved in with me.
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Looking back over the years
that we've been together,
I can't help but wonder...
"What the h*ll was I thinking?"
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Congratulation s on your wedding day!
Too bad no one likes your husband.
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H ow could two people as beautiful as you
Have such an ugly baby?
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I've always wanted to have
someone to hold,
someone to love
After having met you .
I've changed my mind.
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I must admit, you brought Religion into my life.
I never believed in h*ll until I met you.
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As the days go by, I think of how lucky I am...
That you're not here to ruin it for me.
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Congratulation s on your promotion.
Before you go...
Would you like to take this knife out of my back?
You'll probably need it again.
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Happy Birthday, Uncle Dad!
(Available only in Tennessee, Kentucky & West Virginia)
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Happy birthday! You look great for your age.
Almost Lifelike!
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When we were together,
you always said you'd die for me.
Now that we've broken up,
I think it's time you kept your promise.
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We have been friends for a very long time ..
let's say we stop?
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I'm so miserable without you
it's almost like you're here.
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Congratulation s on your new bundle of joy.
Did you ever find out who the father was?
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Your friends and I wanted to do
something special for your birthday
So we're having you put to sleep.
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So your daughter's a hooker,
and it spoiled your day.
Look at the bright side,
it's really good pay.
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hahahahahahaha hahahahahahaha ha! :D
-k.