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: LONG AWAITED! THE NEW HOTSEAT IS...BPO'S MISTRESS OF MIRTH...ANKY!
: Nicole February 05, 2006, 01:09:34 AM
Yes, that's right folks. Step right up. Here's your opportunity to learn everything you ever wanted to know about BPO's world-famous Mistress of Mirth, ANKY! Some of you know her as Ang, some of you know her as um..Ang...and some of you know her as something too naughty to post here! So, without further ado, I give you BPO's sexiest Hotseat yet....ANG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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: Nicole February 05, 2006, 01:18:37 AM
Ok, Fine. I'll ask the first question and get the party started...

Why don't you like lettuce for heaven's sake?
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: Anky February 05, 2006, 01:24:22 AM
Yes, that's right folks. Step right up. Here's your opportunity to learn everything you ever wanted to know about BPO's world-famous Mistress of Mirth, ANKY! Some of you know her as Ang, some of you know her as um..Ang...and some of you know her as something too naughty to post here! So, without further ado, I give you BPO's sexiest Hotseat yet....ANG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Honey, you are TOO sweet!    :-*

Ok, Fine. I'll ask the first question and get the party started...

Why don't you like lettuce for heaven's sake?

Because it's crunchy.  To be totally honest and to get all psycho sematic with you, when I was a kid we were too poor to afford sandwich toppings and things like salad in addition to our meal.  So I eat my sandwiches with just meat and bread, get salad for the crutons (Depending on the company I'll choke some down).  I just think that seeing as how lettuce just tastes like grass, and there's absolutely no nutrional value to it, and that I find the noise completely unsettling, there's no point to eat lettuce.  Plus it gets brown in like a day.
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: Nicole February 05, 2006, 01:26:56 AM
Ok, Fine. I'll ask the first question and get the party started...

Why don't you like lettuce for heaven's sake?

Because it's crunchy.  To be totally honest and to get all psycho sematic with you, when I was a kid we were too poor to afford sandwich toppings and things like salad in addition to our meal.  So I eat my sandwiches with just meat and bread, get salad for the crutons (Depending on the company I'll choke some down).  I just think that seeing as how lettuce just tastes like grass, and there's absolutely no nutrional value to it, and that I find the noise completely unsettling, there's no point to eat lettuce.  Plus it gets brown in like a day.

HA! You need therapy! You find the noise of lettuce unsettling? What do you do during thunder storms? Or when they're doing construction in  your neighborhood.. .or when Nee licks his butt? ;)
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: Anky February 05, 2006, 01:32:31 AM

HA! You need therapy! You find the noise of lettuce unsettling? What do you do during thunder storms? Or when they're doing construction in  your neighborhood.. .or when Nee licks his butt? ;)

SANDWICHES ARE SUPPOSED TO BE SOFT AND CHEWY!  NOT CRUNCHY!  One of my multiple idiosyncracies is that I am completely anal about my food.  Certain foods have to be prepared in a certain way, eaten in a certain order, have certain accompany dishes, can or can't touch another food depending on the class (Yes my food has classes, leave me alone, my lunacy doesn't hurt anyone.  Pisses the people at Wendys off sometimes though.......)  I can only use a few of the utensils we have, as other ones are too big or small or wide or flexible or I don't like the design. 

OH and I forgot, I LOVE thunder, construction doesn't bother me, and Nee is too classy to lick his butt :P
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: dober_gurl February 05, 2006, 01:34:47 AM
Well, I'll have lots of questions for you tomorrow(11:30pm right now)!! I just wanted to say, I'm getting a webcam!!! *dances* ;D

edit: nah I'll ask a question besides a dane what other breed of dog do you want?
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: Anky February 05, 2006, 01:37:17 AM
Well, I'll have lots of questions for you tomorrow(11:30pm right now)!! I just wanted to say, I'm getting a webcam!!! *dances* ;D

edit: nah I'll ask a question besides a dane what other breed of dog do you want?

Hmmmm......... I LOVE the Fluffy mastiffs, and I like IWs too......  Too HARD!  I'm def a big dog girl though, much to Matt's dismay.  I dont think I'll ever be without one.  I love the herding breeds but don't have enough time for them regretfully.  :(
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: Nicole February 05, 2006, 01:38:02 AM

HA! You need therapy! You find the noise of lettuce unsettling? What do you do during thunder storms? Or when they're doing construction in  your neighborhood.. .or when Nee licks his butt? ;)

SANDWICHES ARE SUPPOSED TO BE SOFT AND CHEWY!  NOT CRUNCHY!  One of my multiple idiosyncracies is that I am completely anal about my food.  Certain foods have to be prepared in a certain way, eaten in a certain order, have certain accompany dishes, can or can't touch another food depending on the class (Yes my food has classes, leave me alone, my lunacy doesn't hurt anyone.  Pisses the people at Wendys off sometimes though.......)  I can only use a few of the utensils we have, as other ones are too big or small or wide or flexible or I don't like the design. 

OH and I forgot, I LOVE thunder, construction doesn't bother me, and Nee is too classy to lick his butt :P
SHUT UP! Nee is too classy to lick his but...whatEVER .
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: Anky February 05, 2006, 11:34:19 AM
Oh boy, oh boy!  Ang is in the hot seat!  Ang is in the hot seat!  ;D

Hard stuff first . . .

Do you fold or crinkle your toilet paper?

Does "Wad" count as crinkle or is it a whole other category?

Do you leave the water running while you brush your teeth?

Yeah.  I'm bad.  SHAME! :(  I tried doing it without the water running and it seemed so empty and unfinished.  "The water isn't running!  My teeth can't be clean!"

Paper or plastic?

Hmmmm.  I have an affinity for the paper bags because we used to make Indian Vests out of them for Thanksgiving in school.  And they're just so much more chic.  Think about it, the classy Soho people don't have PLASTIC bags they have paper!  But Plastic bags are better because they serve as trash bags, and poop picking up bags.

Coke or Pepsi?

D@mn you!  I like both.  I can be in a mood for either.     

Pitt or Clooney?

DEF Clooney.  I loved Brad Pitt in the Mexican though..... And Ocean's 11.  But Clooney just oozes yumminess and come hither qualities..... OK I want both.  AND RIGHT NOW!

Chicken fingers or chicken nuggets?

I like the long ones.  Mostly because they're more grown up (You can eat them with a fork) and they're made out of REAL chicken, and most chicken Nuggets are by products.  I call them Chicken tenders or chicken strips as one of my best friends has an absolute coniption if you say Chicken fingers, as chickens have no fingers.

Fruit Loops or Lucky Charms?

I LOOOOOVE LUCKY CHARMS!  How could you not?  They're magically delicious!

Exxon or Shell??  ;D

Exxon has serious lack of Skeevy men, so I'd go with Exxon.  :P  Dork.
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: Softhug February 05, 2006, 11:58:00 AM
Ok, I am going to be unoriginal and pretty much use the same questions I used last week...

1)  What foods to you HATE?

2)  What is your favorite sandwich?

3)  What was your most memorable birthday?

4)  If you were another person, would you be friends with YOU?

5)  Do looks matter?

6)  Favorite toy as a child?

7)  If you were a crayon (64 pack, not 8ct. pack) what color would you be?

8)  What was the last thing you ate?

9)  What is your most treasured keepsake?

10)  Would you rather have a web cam in your bathroom pointed at your toilet or in your shower (and yes it is on 24/7)? 
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: Anky February 05, 2006, 12:23:04 PM
Ok, I am going to be unoriginal and pretty much use the same questions I used last week...

1)  What foods to you HATE?

OK that would be a REALLY long list.  I'm a wicked fussy eater.  I hate pickles.  I hate anything that looks as if it were alive at one time (ie: limbs and heads still on) Just thinking about it now makes my stomach turn.

2)  What is your favorite sandwich? 

Hmmmmm Peanut butter and Fluff on Canadian White Bread.   

3)  What was your most memorable birthday?

OK there's this trend that EVERY SINGLE ONE of my birthdays have sucked, from my first one where I didn't want to get my hands dirty for the "Baby digging into the cake" picture, so my mom shoved my hands in there and I screamed for like an hour.  Or theyear my B day was on Easter and my mom thought it'd be cute to have an Easter Egg hunt and there was a prize if you found the golden egg, which I found but my cousin shoved me out of the way as soon as I yelled "I found it!" (Stupid in hindsight) and she took it and she got my prize.  Or when my mom had the youth pastor throw a surprise B day party for me and I was anorexically thin (I had just gotten over a 6 month bout of influenza) and some girl was commenting on to her friend that she wondered if I was going to puke the cake up afterwards or not eat it at all, hence I beat the crap out of her, and was then banned from Youth Group.  Or when Matt got drunk and forgot my birthday till a friend reminded him so he brought all the people he was drinking with home, and said "SURPRISE!" and I had to stop them all from breaking stuff.  Or last year when I brought Sanity to my parents house with me and he got freaked by a siren and plowed through their bar counter.  See I can't choose a most memorable, because they all are! :P   

4)  If you were another person, would you be friends with YOU?

Not to be a total snot, but I'm an awesome friend.  All my friends tell me they don't deserve me.  I'm loyal to a fault.  I'll do anything for my friends.  And they know it.  Plus I'm not wishy washy.  Well that could be a bad thing.  If you think an idea is great, and you ask my opinion, and I think it's stupid, but you still want me to say it's great, there's going to be problems.   ;D

5)  Do looks matter?

I would be lying to say that they don't.  But different people like different things.  My boyfriend LOVES my giant butt.  I can't fathom it, but he does!  I think as long as you're attracted to the person it's all that matters.  To be honest, I'll love my Matt even if he gets fat and blimpy again.  Sometimes the attraction comes before the love, but I honestly think that you can't be in love with someone and not be attracted to them physically.  I'm not a big eye candy girl.  Like I can see a guy and Appreciate him (OMG the scene in Waiting where Ryan Reynolds is getting dressed for work, I had to think about breathing) but the thought of actually going after someone based soley on their looks isn't me at all.
6)  Favorite toy as a child?

Sounds stupid, but I had this walkman, and I used to make recordings all the time.  I would record myself talking, singing, doing primitive mixes (Like 3 tape players going in the back ground.)  I went everywhere with that thing.  

7)  If you were a crayon (64 pack, not 8ct. pack) what color would you be?

I forget what the thing is called but it's like the dark metallic blue.

8)  What was the last thing you ate?

Dunkin Donuts Croissant and Mountain Dew

9)  What is your most treasured keepsake?

I have the first thing Matt ever gave me, a little beanie kitty named Pedro.  It's one of my most vivid memories.  And now I have a big red "F" Keychain that's the first thing I ever picked out for my Fram.

10)  Would you rather have a web cam in your bathroom pointed at your toilet or in your shower (and yes it is on 24/7)? 

Shower.  Showers can be sexy, and toilet sitting, no matter what Jenny McCarthy thinks, is NOT sexy!  
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: newflvr February 05, 2006, 12:46:24 PM
Hey Anky, it's good to see you on the hot seat !! 

What's your most favorite book....fictio n and non-fiction?

What's on your bedside table right now?

If you were on a tropical island, what would you take if you had 5 minutes to pack?

If your dog or a stranger needed to be rescued, who would you save first?

Have a fun week!!!! ;D
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: Anky February 05, 2006, 12:55:44 PM
Hey Anky, it's good to see you on the hot seat !! 

What's your most favorite book....fictio n and non-fiction?

Fiction 101 Dalmations by Dodie Smith.  The book is AWESOME and very grown up!  Nothing like the Disney Movie.  And as for non Fiction "Last of the Donkey Pilgrims" by Kevin O'Hara.

What's on your bedside table right now?

About a billion drink bottles, alarm clock, some soggy thing I took out of Hobo's mouth last night, lamp, and Matt's new MP3 Player I confiscated because I like gadgets.

If you were on a tropical island, what would you take if you had 5 minutes to pack?

Shorts, Halter top, Hoodie, Jeans, notebook, pen, Chicken in a Biscuit, and toenail clippers.

If your dog or a stranger needed to be rescued, who would you save first?

I know I'm going to h*ll for this.  I'd pick my dog.  I have had a hard time with people in my life and it shows.  Sanity really is my best friend, and to imagine that I could have saved him and I didn't....... I dunno.  Hopefully I never have to make that choice.   

Have a fun week!!!! ;D
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: ZooCrew February 05, 2006, 03:56:14 PM
What is your favorite room in your house?

Sneakers or high heels?

Favorite kind of cheese?

Flannel or silk pajamas?

What is the stupidest/craziest thing you have ever done?

If you were a breed of dog, what would you be? and why?

pencil or pen?

cash or charge?

What was you favorite cartoon as a child?

If you could be any superhero, who would you be?

If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers, how many pickled peppers did Peter Piper pick?
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: chaos270 February 05, 2006, 04:38:12 PM
Which animal best represents you?

How do you like your popcorn kettle korn, movie theater, caramel, regular microwave, and chocolate covered?

Where would you live if you could live anywhere in the world?

Where would you like to travel to?

Describe your dream home?

Umm that's all for now...
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: enuffpaws February 05, 2006, 08:38:49 PM
well let's get startedwith a few questions.

Do you like motorcycles and do you ride?

Do you like horses and do you ride?

WHEN are you getting that tatoo????

Given the oppotrtunity would you model for Victoria's Secret Catalogue?

Lingerie...We all know that you wear it because of your flashing post, but do you buy it or is it  a Machoo present?

Now, seeming that you said you want hard questions....

Describe yourself using only three words that would allow someone to know you even if you had never met.

What is the single most important quality that you possess, that you wish were in your best friends?

Name two not dog related things that will instantly make you lose your temper.

What is your opinion on cheating in a relationship?

Dale ;)
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: Anky February 06, 2006, 09:54:34 AM
What is your favorite room in your house?

Sneakers or high heels?


Stillettos!

Favorite kind of cheese?

Munster

Flannel or silk pajamas?

Silk

What is the stupidest/craziest thing you have ever done?

When our class went to Puerto Rico I hitch hiked to the jungle (No I don't speak Spanish), and then had these little kids give me a tour.  It was awesome.

If you were a breed of dog, what would you be? and why?

A Red merle Aussie.  They go nuts without something to do (I can't STAND being bored), awesome at their job, ballsy, they're crazy psycho, and WIRY! :P

pencil or pen?

Black ink Gel Pen

cash or charge?

Ooooo both are bad.  Cash because it doesn't leave a paper trail. ;)

What was you favorite cartoon as a child?

Jem.  Which is odd because the show's schizophrenic and self loathing tendencies really bother me now.

If you could be any superhero, who would you be?

The Punisher.  Although I dont' really know if he's a Superhero persay.... no powers or anything.  But I'm all about the Anti Hero stuff. 

If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers, how many pickled peppers did Peter Piper pick?

A peck is a volume of measure that holds approximately 537.6 cubic inches, you figure that the average pepper is ROUGHLY 3x3x4 giving us a volume of 24 cubic inches.  As such you simply divide the 537.6 by the 30 which gives us 22.4.  GAWD I hate math!

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: Anky February 06, 2006, 10:01:43 AM
Which animal best represents you?

Fisher Cat.  Well I'm not as nasty as a fisher cat.... I could say leopard but that's SOOOOO cheesy.  I'll go with the fisher cat.  

How do you like your popcorn kettle korn, movie theater, caramel, regular microwave, and chocolate covered?

I'm genero girl.  Gimme Microwaved

Where would you live if you could live anywhere in the world?

Hmmmmm Tuscany.

Where would you like to travel to?

IRELAND!   

Describe your dream home?

My no expenses spared dream home?  First off a foyer with a HUGE friggin round window.  Enormous eat in kitchen, lots of nooks and cranny rooms, whirlpool tubs everywhere (Yes like in the middle of the study), heated driveway, high ceilings in all the rooms, tons of color, and a dumb waiter.  I'd have a heated inground pool outside, everything would be fenced in of course, and a patio with one of those grills that in actuality is like a stove but it's outside wo we'll pretend it's a grill, and the fridge and TV and all that stuff.

Umm that's all for now...
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: Anky February 06, 2006, 10:05:46 AM
This one should be fun....what are your 10 biggest pet peeves?  ;D


Screw you Holly.  :P

1.  Skeevy Men
2.  People who tell me how to drive
3.  People who wave their degrees in other un degreed people's faces......


OK seriously now, this is one of those things that in the moment I could give a list of a hundred.  But right now I'm drawing a blank.  I'll get back to you after my first temper tantrum of the day.
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: Anky February 06, 2006, 10:20:33 AM
well let's get startedwith a few questions.

Do you like motorcycles and do you ride?

I LOVE them and I want my own SOOOO bad!  I don't know how to ride though, and Matt won't let me get a big girl bike.  He says I'm too little :(  I'd be happy with an 850 but he's like "You can have a 200"  Jerk

Do you like horses and do you ride?

Horses were my life for so long.  I miss them very much actually.  I was going to go to the olympics for eventing.

WHEN are you getting that tatoo????

WHEN all my chica's come up here for the emotional support :P

Given the oppotrtunity would you model for Victoria's Secret Catalogue?

In a heart beat.

Lingerie...We all know that you wear it because of your flashing post, but do you buy it or is it  a Machoo present?

I buy it because he thinks it makes him look like a perv, but I know what he likes and sometimes I buy for him and sometimes I buy what I want.  I have to have pretty underwear because even if no one else sees it, I know it's there and it makes me feel good about myself and I carry myself much more confidently.  (AND IT WASN'T A POST SO THE MODS DON'T HAVE TO HUNT IT DOWN AND DELETE IT!)

Now, seeming that you said you want hard questions....

Describe yourself using only three words that would allow someone to know you even if you had never met.

Racous, comity, paladin
What is the single most important quality that you possess, that you wish were in your best friends?

I wish I could pass my ballsiness to my friends.  I'm sure it's a VERY good thing that they don't have it, because to be honest, it's gotten me into alot of trouble, but I think they would all benefit from using it on occasion
Name two not dog related things that will instantly make you lose your temper.

Anyone looking down on my or my loved ones for any reason.  I can't STAND condescending people.   

And this one sounds petty and childish, but it's the truth, I HATE when people act like they know what they're talking about, but have nothing to back it up with, and they're right, just because they're right.

What is your opinion on cheating in a relationship?

Don't have to worry about it if his package in in a plastic bag!
Dale ;)
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: chaos270 February 06, 2006, 10:37:02 AM
Hmmm you like Red Merle Aussies.....wa nt Lacey?  She is such a spaz. 

What's your favorite type of Candy brand and all?

What did you eat for breakfast?

What is your biggest fear?

What breed of horse do you like best?

Which breed would you get no expense spared?

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: Anky February 06, 2006, 11:11:07 AM
Hmmm you like Red Merle Aussies.....wa nt Lacey?  She is such a spaz. 

Didn't say I LIKED them, said I WAS one ;)

What's your favorite type of Candy brand and all?

CHOCOLATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  Ummm I'd have to go with 3 Musketeers
What did you eat for breakfast?

Ummm I didn't have breakfast yet.   :-[

What is your biggest fear?

Asphyxiation or dying alone.

What breed of horse do you like best?

Hmmmmm, Paso Fino or a Morab (I LOVE the Morgan Arabian Cross.  TRUE Morgans are just like me, stubborn, obnoxious, and blue collar, then the Arabian gives them a touch of class)

Which breed would you get no expense spared?

Horse or dog?  It'd be the Paso Fino, they're such a sensual horse.  I'd want a Buckskin and I'd go to Puerto Rico, and I'd pick one of the ones with the tousled bed head mane, that just moved like mercury.

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: Boobearsmom February 06, 2006, 11:23:09 AM
Beer or martini's?  And what kind?

What's your best road rage story?
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: Anky February 06, 2006, 11:29:45 AM
Beer or martini's?  And what kind?

Beer I suppose.  I've never had a martini.  And I'll drink any kind of hard liquor that you throw in front of me.

What's your best road rage story?

http://www.bigpawsonly.com/index.php/topic,5480.0.html

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: chaosndestruction February 06, 2006, 02:11:38 PM

What breed of horse do you like best?

Hmmmmm, Paso Fino or a Morab (I LOVE the Morgan Arabian Cross.  TRUE Morgans are just like me, stubborn, obnoxious, and blue collar, then the Arabian gives them a touch of class)



we used to have a half blind paso mare, she was awesome! We kept her foal, they are such neat horses (her foal was a paso/paint cross)
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: enuffpaws February 06, 2006, 09:30:03 PM

Describe yourself using only three words that would allow someone to know you even if you had never met.

Racous, comity, paladin

Although I liked all your answers, I will admit that this one sent me scrambling to blow the dust off of the Websters. Thanks.

Now, I found you at the bottom, and that just will not do....

Now I know that you are a tough girl, despite your dimunitive size. Describe for me your ideal "big girl" bike. (Tell Matt that Stella is only 5'2", and she has a 650, and handles it just fine.)

Describe your perfect romantic evening... and with who?

Are you a shot and a beer girl, or do you prefer creamy umbrella drinks?

Favorite hangover remedy?

Should your perfect man dress in leathers...or a business suit?

If money was no object as far as education is concerned, what would be your perfect career?

If money was no object, your perfect honeymoon location?

Love you, hun...
Dale ;)
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: Anky February 07, 2006, 01:07:30 AM

Describe yourself using only three words that would allow someone to know you even if you had never met.

Racous, comity, paladin

Although I liked all your answers, I will admit that this one sent me scrambling to blow the dust off of the Websters. Thanks.

Now, I found you at the bottom, and that just will not do....

Now I know that you are a tough girl, despite your dimunitive size. Describe for me your ideal "big girl" bike. (Tell Matt that Stella is only 5'2", and she has a 650, and handles it just fine.)

I'd love a brand new Daytona 1200....... :P   

Describe your perfect romantic evening... and with who?

With my honey Matt of course.  Other men just don't even come close (Other than you of course Dale  :-* )  I'm pretty low maintenance when it comes to that kind of stuff.  The sterotypical flowers, him preparing something thoughtful, then.... ummm stuff  :-[

Are you a shot and a beer girl, or do you prefer creamy umbrella drinks?

Shot and beer :) The umbrella drinks are too expensive. 

Favorite hangover remedy?

Walk it off.   

Should your perfect man dress in leathers...or a business suit?

Suits are nice, I don't know how I feel about leather.  I like a blue collar manly man.  If a guy's hands are softer than mine, it scares me.   

If money was no object as far as education is concerned, what would be your perfect career?

Author, then some kind of job where I get to boss people around.  OOOOO and a spin doctor.  I would LOVE to be a spin doctor.

If money was no object, your perfect honeymoon location?

Ireland.  I would LOVE to go to Ireland, the real stuff not the touristy places.

Love you, hun...
Dale ;)

Love you too!  :-*
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: Anky February 07, 2006, 10:29:22 PM
Ireland.  I would LOVE to go to Ireland, the real stuff not the touristy places.

OK, you are, as of this moment, officially designated as my trip planner.  I'm going to Ireland in June (for the first time) and my next hot seat question for you is this: 

What real, non-touristy stuff would you see in Ireland?  ;D

I want to go out to the moors, see the shepherds, ride their horses, see the real sheepdogs, go to the pubs in the middle of nowhere, talk to the old people, learn their history, instead of going to the places where everthing is leprechauns and 4 leaf clovers.  I want to have a kid take us around all day and show us the things that no one else gets to see, and hear their history from his mouth. 
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: Gypsy Jazmine February 07, 2006, 11:54:31 PM
Who is your fav BPO dog & why?
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: Icerotti February 08, 2006, 10:31:04 AM
I found this poor post just hanging out near the bottom :o

Where/what do you think you will/be doing in 10 years?

How many big paws do you think you will have by then?

p.s.....you have to try a martini..they are the best ;)  Green apple is REALLY goo :o
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: GR8DAME February 10, 2006, 12:07:23 PM
This hotseat is getting decidedly cold. Hey Ang! Your adoring fans await!!!!
Stella
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: Anky February 10, 2006, 07:55:40 PM
Who is your fav BPO dog & why?

Other than Neeners?  :P  I'm going to be a wicked pansy and say Tenchi.  I guess because I see what he goes through because of how big he is, and I see his personality (Mommy I don't SEE you, I don't have to listen!", and he literally is the BEST ambassador for the breed I love EVER!   
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: Anky February 10, 2006, 07:57:41 PM
I found this poor post just hanging out near the bottom :o

Where/what do you think you will/be doing in 10 years?

How many big paws do you think you will have by then?

p.s.....you have to try a martini..they are the best ;)  Green apple is REALLY goo :o

I don't know WHERE I'll be.  I want to be the mommy of Matt's babies, and writing my books with a passel of dogs around.  I think 3 is my magic number.  MAYBE 4, but I can't handle any more than that emotionally.  I was the kind of girl who would circulate which one of my stuffed animals I slept/played with so no one would feel left out.  I don't think that I could give 5 or more dogs that kind of attention.
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: Anky February 10, 2006, 08:10:46 PM
Ok!  I warned you ... I was thinking of the cheesiest questions I could think of just to ask you!  I mean, I already know the juicy stuff anyways ;)

1.  What time were you born?
I dunno.  After 13 hours of my mother screaming.
2.  What is your favorite color?
BLUE! Because Jenn is blue!  ;D
3.  What is your favorite month?
October
4.  What is your favorite sweet treat?
CHOCOLATE
5.  If you could only have one, would it be a cell phone or house phone?
Cell.  I'm all about the instant gratification.
6.  Its February and snowing, but you still want Taco Bell.  Do you break out the hoochie dress anyways?
Yup.  Gotta have the hoocie dress.  besides it enhances certain assets.  ;)
7.  Did they take the Crunch Wrap Supreme away for a week just to toy with my emotions?
No, they took ti away because the "Good to Go" guy had to go to rehab.   
8.  If you found the perfect pair of shoes, and they were a 1/2 size too big or too little, would you buy them and rock them anyways?
I do that all the time :P

I can't think of anything else original ... so you get off easy on this one  ;D

LOVE YOUSE!!!
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: dohertyswissy February 10, 2006, 08:20:59 PM
Here we go...

1.)  Social Butterfly or Wallflower?

2.)  If you could only choose one - Beach or Mountains?

3.)  Do you have any regrets or do you believe everything happens for a reason?

4.)  The President - Misunderstood or Miscreant?

5.)  If you could only choose one - appetizer or dessert?

6.)  Tea - Iced, Hot, or Long Island?
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: Anky February 11, 2006, 08:57:29 PM
Here we go...

1.)  Social Butterfly or Wallflower?

Screw Butterfly, I'm a Tornado.

2.)  If you could only choose one - Beach or Mountains?

Mountains
3.)  Do you have any regrets or do you believe everything happens for a reason?

I think you make your life what it is.  If you spend too much time dwelling on the workings, you don't have time to enjoy it.  I've had some rough luck in my life.  I could sit and bemuse what I have done to deserve it, or I can suck it up and keep going.  No matter how bad you think you have it, someone somewhere has it worse.  Count your blessings and be happy with them.   

4.)  The President - Misunderstood or Miscreant?

I am one of those blessed people who can't vote, and as such can b*tch and moan and complain about everything, and say I never would have voted for "X" person.  However, as ummm slow and oblivious as I think our Commander and Chief is, I think it could be worse.
5.)  If you could only choose one - appetizer or dessert?

Dang it.  Bread or chocolate?  Those are my two choices?  My two loves of the culinary world?  I would HAVE to say Dessert.

6.)  Tea - Iced, Hot, or Long Island?

Never had a Long Island, but booze makes everything better.  :P


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: Anky February 12, 2006, 10:09:32 AM
I couldn't let the week end without at least a few more questions!  ;D

Which would be the hardest to give up cold turkey forever:  driving fast, swearing, or booze?

Ugh, I would say driving fast.  Swearing, even though I interject the F word in almost every other sentence, I have learned to turn off depending on the company.  Booze, as much as I like it, isn't really a driving force in my life.

What one talent that you lack would you most like to have?

Something musical.  I don't care what.   

What do you consider your best talent?

Ummmmm I'm not big on the whole talent thing, hence me making up for it with personality ;)  

What one physical feature would you most like to change about yourself?

My "Core" (Exercise speak for tummy, and hips)  Haha this way I get two for one!

What is your favorite physical feature?

Well there's the obvious one......... but one day those will fail me, and honestly, I love my eyes.   

What one aspect of your personality would you most like to change?

If you had asked me this a few years ago I could have given you a list a mile long.  But who I am today is exactly who I want to be personality wise.  I have no regrets.

What part of your personality do you like the most?

Balls to the wall Honey!

Who is next in the hot seat??

That'd be......... DALE

 :-* :-* :-* Holly