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BPO Just For Fun Forum => Games & Jokes => : Lyn May 07, 2006, 09:24:08 AM
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I found this and thought it was funny.. so I had to post it here. ;D
Here is a list of possible ways to determine if, in fact, you do own a Giant breed or not.
- If the sound of running water makes you jump up and yell, "OUTSIDE! "Your dog is a Giant breed . . .
-If you tell your dog to sit, and he backs up until he finds a chair, your dog is a Giant Breed.
-If it takes 3 people to get your dog on the scale at the vets, your dog is a Giant Breed.
-If you can carry on a conversation with a dog's muzzle firmly in your crotch . . . your dog is a giant breed.
-If your dog can hide an entire coke can (among other things) fully inside his lips and give you that innocent look that says, "What? I'm not eating anything!"Â you own a Giant Breed.
-If you carry a tape measure with you when shopping for a new vehicle . . . your dog is a giant breed.
-If you keep at least one color-coded "drool towel" in every room of your house. your dog is a Giant Breed.
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-If visitors enter your house holding their privates protectively - your dog is a Giant Breed.
-If you take your dog for a ride and he rests his head on your arm, causing you to make random right turns, your dog is a Giant Breed.
-If you have given up on water dishes and you just use the bathtub, your dog is a Giant Breed.
-If you avoid the dogs on your way out the door, so they won't smear your makeup or slime your outfit - you own a Giant breed.
-If you've learned to force a smile when asked, "do you have a saddle for that thing?" You own a Giant Breed.
-If the monthly dog budget exceeds your home mortgage payment, you own a Giant Breed.
-If your veterinarian has been able to put in a swimming pool, build a large home, buy jet skis and a personal plane, you own a Giant Breed.
-If you have had to train your dog not to lick dishes, and the dishes are in the sink . . . You own a Giant Breed.
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-If the donuts you put on top of the refrigerator are gone when you get home and your dog has powdered sugar on his nose, you own a Giant Breed.
-If your dog can see what you're cooking, and he tries to assist you in the preparation by licking the spoon - you own a Giant Breed.
-If ALL of the delivery people tell you to meet them at the end of the driveway - Your dog is a Giant Breed.
-If you purchase a large screen TV and you still can't see the program when your dog stands in front of the television - you own a Giant Breed.
-If the first warm days brings out shampoo and the hose to give your dog a bath outside - to avoid the increase of flood insurance on your home - yes you own a Giant Breed.
Apparently this is copyrighted material. I found it on a local forum.. but they must have copied it from this ladies website. So I figured I better add her link.. http://www.ginnie.com/Danes.htm
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HAHAHA! Those are great and very true!
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LMAO!!! Far too many of those are true! ;D
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Oh my these are soooo true!!! Thanks for the chuckle this morning!
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ROFL!!! Too true! Thanks for the laughs this morning. What a great way to start a week!
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"If you carry a tape measure with you when shopping for a new vehicle . . . your dog is a giant breed."
Love that one, I have a tape measure and the storage bag for the softside crate.
Lisa
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:D What a riot! Thanks for sharing that! Those need to be printed off and hung on the fridge. WAY too many of those are so true at our house :o I never go out to see Katie and Carter until I'm "dressed down." Eider and Jesse too for that matter but he's no where near as drooly or hairy as the other two beasts. Gotta love them!
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If you have had to train your dog not to lick dishes, and the dishes are in the sink . . . You own a Giant Breed.
If your dog can see what you're cooking, and he tries to assist you in the preparation by licking the spoon - you own a Giant Breed.
These were my favorites! I don't know how many times Zoey has tried to grab a pot off the stove to see what's cooking or Dolly has attempted to further clean the already-clean dishes for us by licking them!
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AWESOME. Love it! :D ;)
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As they say, "many a true word spoken in jest" LMAO
Andy
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Those were hilarious!!
I love the one about forcing a smile when asked "do you have a saddle for that?"...ugh!! Why does everyone think they just came up with that and it is the first time I have ever heard it?!
Thanks for the laugh!
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Haha! The innocent look with a giant something in their mouth nicely hidden made me laugh. Bear always does that! ;D
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How true, how true.
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Holy Cow! I thought I was alone in most of that!
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I have another one to add to the list, just thought of it tonight when I went to feed Badger dinner.
'You know you have a Giant dog if you have a separate refrigerater in your garage JUST to hold all of his food'
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