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« Reply #15 on: June 07, 2005, 04:57:01 pm »
OOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOO

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« Reply #16 on: June 07, 2005, 04:58:35 pm »
 ;D I am now picturing nicker writing all the Shakespear insults while laughing her butt off and trying to find the insulting part hehe.

I love them they make me feel like an idiot thats for sure hehe I can hear that old british accent, stuck up and dry and it feels like I am back in school again. Sorry guys but I never was a shakespear person lol.......

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« Reply #17 on: June 07, 2005, 05:02:53 pm »
i wasn't into shakespere either you ragged wart!

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« Reply #18 on: June 07, 2005, 05:58:05 pm »
i wasn't into shakespere either you ragged wart!

Meeeeee.....??????? Ragged Wart....... :o :o

Ohhhh well Ill go get one of those freeze off things I have seen on tv lol.....

I still think Ill laugh if you try and insult me with a shakespear line haha

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« Reply #19 on: June 07, 2005, 05:58:18 pm »
i wasn't into shakespere either you ragged wart!

Me neither...But these are great!  Thou gleeking flap-mouthed foot-licker!
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« Reply #20 on: June 07, 2005, 06:05:39 pm »
Thou thing of no bowels must be the same as gutless wonder.
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« Reply #21 on: June 07, 2005, 06:14:20 pm »
Thou thing of no bowels must be the same as gutless wonder.


LOL...or a sea sponge!
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« Reply #22 on: June 07, 2005, 06:17:56 pm »
Now those are some good, clean insults! I like them alot!
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« Reply #23 on: June 07, 2005, 06:22:22 pm »
Combine one word from each of the three columns below, prefaced
>   with "Thou":
Column 1         Column 2             Column 3

artless          base-court           apple-john
bawdy            bat-fowling          baggage
beslubbering     beef-witted          barnacle
bootless         beetle-headed        bladder
churlish         boil-brained         boar-pig
cockered         clapper-clawed       bugbear
clouted          clay-brained         bum-bailey
craven           common-kissing       canker-blossom
currish          crook-pated          clack-dish
dankish          dismal-dreaming      clotpole
dissembling      dizzy-eyed           coxcomb
droning          doghearted           codpiece
errant           dread-bolted         death-token
fawning          earth-vexing         dewberry
fobbing          elf-skinned          flap-dragon
froward          fat-kidneyed         flax-wench
frothy           fen-sucked           flirt-gill
gleeking         flap-mouthed         foot-licker
goatish          fly-bitten           fustilarian
gorbellied       folly-fallen         giglet
impertinent      fool-born            gudgeon
infectious       full-gorged          haggard
jarring          guts-griping         harpy
loggerheaded     half-faced           hedge-pig
lumpish          hasty-witted         horn-beast
mammering        hedge-born           hugger-mugger
mangled          h*ll-hated           jolthead
mewling          idle-headed          lewdster
paunchy          ill-breeding         lout
pribbling        ill-nurtured         maggot-pie
puking           knotty-pated         malt-worm
puny             milk-livered         mammet
quailing         motley-minded        measle
rank             onion-eyed           minnow
reeky            plume-plucked        miscreant
roguish          pottle-deep          moldwarp
ruttish          pox-marked           mumble-news
saucy            reeling-ripe         nut-hook
spleeny          rough-hewn           pigeon-egg
spongy           rude-growing         pignut
surly            rump-fed             puttock
tottering        shard-borne          pumpion
unmuzzled        sheep-biting         ratsbane
vain             spur-galled          scut
venomed          swag-bellied         skainsmate
villainous       tardy-gaited         strumpet
warped           tickle-brained       varlet
wayward          toad-spotted         vassal
weedy            urchin-snouted       whey-face
yeasty           weather-bitten       wagtail

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Re: JUST READ BPO's RULES...........
« Reply #24 on: June 07, 2005, 06:25:01 pm »
Uh-oh! I think we have created a monster with you Moonlit.  :D Would you like a thesaurus to add more words to your expansive new vocabulary?
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« Reply #25 on: June 07, 2005, 06:27:33 pm »
Uh-oh...I just heard my bf cry out, "Betti No!" I think she was tasting his dinner.  LOL.

Well, sorry...I do not claim to be very far removed from characters like "Rainman".  My social skills are nil.   :-\ :-X
I think dogs are the most amazing creatures; they give unconditional love.  For me they are the role model for being alive.  ~Gilda Radner

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« Reply #26 on: June 08, 2005, 12:28:39 pm »
I LOVE 'EM!!!  THAT IS FABULOUS!!  I need to print those suckers off!!  Keep it up Moonlit!

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« Reply #27 on: June 08, 2005, 01:28:01 pm »
I LOVE when an insult is cute hehe I have a new fav. PUTTOCK  ::)

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« Reply #28 on: June 08, 2005, 01:32:13 pm »
Hows about a surly h*ll-hated puttock?  OOH that sounds mean!

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« Reply #29 on: June 08, 2005, 05:53:42 pm »
I'm glad you like them.  I thought for sure I would be black-listed forever.  :)
I think dogs are the most amazing creatures; they give unconditional love.  For me they are the role model for being alive.  ~Gilda Radner