Poop Protocol

[dohertyswissy]

You guys are cracking me up!  I'm glad I'm not alone here in the poop snafus.  I will say, hubby is pretty good about picking up the poop....I'm just the one who gets to clean up poo is less-than-ideal conditions.

[lins_saving_grace]

that's the key.  Normal poop is ok...not normal poop belongs to mommy.

[dohertyswissy]

It's like they've held secret meetings to conspire against us in their plot to avoid weird poo!  It's an outrage!!

And ... NOOOOO.....con spiring....uh, I mean, CHATTING, on BPO is NOT the same thing!!

[lins_saving_grace]

they're made that way.  Men come with no responsibility for anything that wiggles or stinks.

[Nina]

I can handle the stinks, but not the wiggles! When we first got our cat Jolene( she was just a kitten), they forgot to give us her 2nd worm pill, found out by her wiggling poo, and I couldn't handle it. I hate worms, like really hate them, like how most people hate snakes. Anyway Tim cleaned up that mess, as I was in tears having a panic/ puke / attack.

I deal with the puke.



Nina

[lins_saving_grace]

EEEEEEEEEEECCC CCCCCCCKKKKKKK KKKKKKKK!!!!

Nasty.

I hate elephants.

[GrumpyBunny]

Monkeys.  I hate monkeys.  And clowns.

I can do barf, as long as it is canine.

[Nina]

LOL you guys are soo funny.

I also hate slugs and leeches

[lins_saving_grace]

People dressed up in weird outfits bother a lot of people.
I once got emotionally traumatized by the Easter Bunny. 

Makes me think of our favorite movie on the board.  You know the one.
Poor Ralph, scared as he may be of the man in the red suit, spends all day waiting to see Santa only to get pushing down the slide with the foot of the fat bearded man.  "YOU'LL SHOOT YOUR EYE OUT!"


What's with the monkeys?
Slugs are nasty...but it's quite fun to pour salt on them.  Never met a leech...but I'm sure I'd pour salt on them too.

[Nina]

People dressed up in weird outfits bother a lot of people.
I once got emotionally traumatized by the Easter Bunny. 

Makes me think of our favorite movie on the board.  You know the one.
Poor Ralph, scared as he may be of the man in the red suit, spends all day waiting to see Santa only to get pushing down the slide with the foot of the fat bearded man.  "YOU'LL SHOOT YOUR EYE OUT!"


What's with the monkeys?
Slugs are nasty...but it's quite fun to pour salt on them.  Never met a leech...but I'm sure I'd pour salt on them too.

LMAO you are so funny

LMAO you are so funny

[Nina]

OHH I love christmas movies! Every year when I wrap my christmas presents I watch the Grinch.

Nina

[lins_saving_grace]

Trivia question!

What was Ralphy's little brother's name?  I know it...but I forget it till I see the movie.

Wait for me Ralphy!!! Ralphy!!! Help me up!!!

How do little piggies eat!?

[Nicole]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I totally love that movie. It was set in Indiana, too.

In our house, I'm responsible for all poo. But, Mark takes care of all vomit. I can NOT handle the vomit. But, it doesn't bother him at all. I think that its a pretty good trade-off. And actually, he's pretty responsible about the poo, too.

[lins_saving_grace]

Trivia question!

What was Ralphy's little brother's name?  I know it...but I forget it till I see the movie.

Wait for me Ralphy!!! Ralphy!!! Help me up!!!

How do little piggies eat!?

Randy???  Was that it??? 

YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[lins_saving_grace]

WOOOOOOHOOOOO!!!  Okay, maybe I shouldn't be so excited.  Maybe I should devote my brain power to more worthwhile causes than music and movie trivia.

NAAAAAAAAAHHHH HHH!!!

someone has to know the music and movie trivia.  Leave the important things to people who get paid more.

Do you watch Jay Leno at all?  I love Jay Walking.  Last night they were talking to people about who the supremem court judges were and who the last 2 presidential candidates were.  This one chick who was going to school for some kind of high falutant engineering didn't know the answers.  She did however answer the question about who won the last American Idol.