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BPO Off Topic Forum => Anything Non-Dog Related => : GYPSY JAZMINE July 11, 2005, 12:11:45 AM
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FEMALE PRAYER
Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man, who's not a creep,
One who's handsome, smart and strong
One who loves to listen long,
One who thinks before he speaks,
One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
I pray he's gainfully employed,
When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
Massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind,
Knows what to answer to "how big is my behind?"
I pray that this man will love me to no end,
And always be my very best friend.
Amen.
MALE PRAYER
I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs who owns a liquor store
and a bass boat. This doesn't rhyme and I don't give a shit.
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Everything we ever needed to learn about boys we learned in Kindergarten.. they're stupid! ;D LOL!
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lol that is so funny.....