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: Gossy is GROSEY
: doggylover July 16, 2006, 01:00:02 PM
This has to be the second most gross puppy in the whole world.  This morning she went to the door to go out for potty, like a good girl.  I went out and said the 'p' word and she went.  She comes back in, and is trying to climb on the couch to snuggle, so I get down on the floor to snuggle with her (since puppers aren't allowed on furniture here). 
I get down there and she is walking up to my pillow for snuggles, when 'ploop' out comes a bunny sized poo.  She had no clue it 'fell out' she just kept walking up to snuggle, didn't even pause.  The mini poo is right there about 12 inches from my face.  I didn't condemn her for it because she obviously didn't even know it was in her, or outa her...and I didn't want to confuse her, since she just went outside to do her business. 
Puppies are adorable for their own survival!
 :) :o :-\
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: BlackGreatF July 16, 2006, 01:13:22 PM
Ha ha ha

Now how can I add this attachment into this window??
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: MommyOfSchnauzers July 16, 2006, 10:23:18 PM
ROFL OMG.  HAHAHAHHAHAHAH AHAHHAHA  Sorry, but that is hilarious.
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: Gypsy Jazmine July 16, 2006, 10:37:05 PM
You're lucky it fell out!...Sam & Pippin's "extras" :D stick to their fur pants! :-\
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: Bella's mom July 16, 2006, 10:37:16 PM
Badger is stinky and Gossy is grosey!! LMAO!  So, the poop just fell out, huh?  BAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
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: doggylover July 16, 2006, 10:42:02 PM
Ploop....yeah just sorta fell out, right by my head.

Free to good home:  Two disgusting dogs, both with bathroom issues, cute, cuddly, big eaters.  Fiercly loving and loyal.  Very gross.
   
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: MommyOfSchnauzers July 16, 2006, 11:31:54 PM
Sometimes, when Ladybug barks fiercely... she'll pop out a lil poop. LOL  She has no clue that it's even happened either. LOL
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: Imani's Mom July 17, 2006, 08:31:17 AM
But she is SUCH a cute little sh!t!
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: doggylover July 17, 2006, 10:29:56 AM
LOLOL Mel, now that's a new one!  LOL Dogs are sooooo disgusting. 
Imani's mom, yeah she is cute, she has to be...if she is to survive! 
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: zanie July 17, 2006, 10:30:31 AM
Oh Ronda!  That is too funny for words!  Poor little Gossy!  Here we are laughing at her and she didn't even realize she had a little dingleberry.. ;D ;D ;D
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: doggylover July 17, 2006, 10:35:20 AM
Oh Ronda!  That is too funny for words!  Poor little Gossy!  Here we are laughing at her and she didn't even realize she had a little dingleberry.. ;D ;D ;D
Poor little Gossy?  What?!  The dingleberry in question was a foot from my face!  Don't feel sorry for HER!  She went about her merry way! 
See?!  She is too cute!  I think I'll make her wear a really ugly mask so that we can all keep perspective on how gross she really is! 
::runs off to make reality check mask in shape of a dingleberry::
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: Jessdryden July 17, 2006, 10:38:57 AM
Oh dear!  It is pretty funny, though. :)
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: zanie July 17, 2006, 10:46:42 AM
Oh Ronda!  That is too funny for words!  Poor little Gossy!  Here we are laughing at her and she didn't even realize she had a little dingleberry.. ;D ;D ;D
Poor little Gossy?  What?!  The dingleberry in question was a foot from my face!  Don't feel sorry for HER!  She went about her merry way! 
See?!  She is too cute!  I think I'll make her wear a really ugly mask so that we can all keep perspective on how gross she really is! 
::runs off to make reality check mask in shape of a dingleberry::


LOL ;D  I want to see a picture of the mask...ON the dog...
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: doggylover July 17, 2006, 10:59:31 AM
ROFL Zanie is that a challenge?  Hee Hee....paper mache is my friend!
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: MommyOfSchnauzers July 17, 2006, 02:42:51 PM
I'm certainly up for seeing that mask.
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: Softhug July 17, 2006, 02:46:13 PM
Sounds like a triple dog dare to me... :o
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: MommyOfSchnauzers July 17, 2006, 03:45:24 PM
Sounds like a triple dog dare to me... :o

Do you hear that Ronda?  Huh?   Do ya?  It's a TRIPLE DOG DARE!
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: doggylover July 17, 2006, 06:48:43 PM
Sounds like a triple dog dare to me... :o

Do you hear that Ronda?  Huh?   Do ya?  It's a TRIPLE DOG DARE!
OK ladies...consi der my tongue firmly stuck to the frozen pole...its ON!
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: MommyOfSchnauzers July 17, 2006, 06:56:06 PM
Every time I read the name of this thread I think of the movie "Never Been Kissed"  with Drew Barymore.  Her nickname in that movie was Josie Grosey!
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: doggylover July 17, 2006, 06:56:55 PM
LOLOL YEAH!  I couldn't think what was in the back of my mind, it was that movie!
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: MommyOfSchnauzers July 17, 2006, 07:05:59 PM
Scary isn't it?
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: doggylover July 17, 2006, 07:06:53 PM
Scary isn't it?
Yeah, terrifying...G et outa my head!
shoo!
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: MommyOfSchnauzers July 17, 2006, 07:10:24 PM
Not enough room for both of us!
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: zanie July 18, 2006, 09:28:10 AM
ROFL Zanie is that a challenge?  Hee Hee....paper mache is my friend!


I'm waiting...*tapping my toes* *drumming my fingers* ;D
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: doggylover July 18, 2006, 01:27:18 PM
LOLOL this may take a little time, but I've never let a double dog dare go unmet!
:)
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: Mom2Sadie July 18, 2006, 01:36:51 PM
Every time I read the name of this thread I think of the movie "Never Been Kissed"  with Drew Barymore.  Her nickname in that movie was Josie Grosey!

LMAO, I was thinking the exact same thing.

Gossy: "Momma, I'm not Gossy Grossey anymore!!!"