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BPO Just For Fun Forum => Games & Jokes => : fila4me March 06, 2007, 04:15:43 PM
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Fresh from my shower, I stand in front of the mirror complaining to my husband
that my breasts are too small. Instead of characteristic ally telling me it's
not so, he uncharacterist ically comes up with a
suggestion. "If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of
toilet paper and rub it between them for a few seconds"
Willing to try anything, I fetch a piece of toilet paper and stand in front of
the mirror, rubbing it between my breasts.
"How long will this take?" I asked.
"They will grow larger over a period of years," my husband replies. I stopped.
"Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my
breasts every day will make my breasts larger over the years?" Without missing
a beat he says "Worked for your butt, didn't it?"
He's still alive, and with a great deal of therapy, he may even walk again
although he will probably continue to take his meals through a straw.
Stupid, stupid man.
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HAHAHAHAHAHA!! Too funny! ;D