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BPO Just For Fun Forum => Games & Jokes => : Gevaudan_Jo March 24, 2008, 10:54:59 AM

: This Is A Public Service Announcement - LoL
: Gevaudan_Jo March 24, 2008, 10:54:59 AM

In a press release today, the National Institute of Health has announced the discovery of a potentially dangerous substance in the hair of dogs.

This substance, called "amo-bacter canis" has been linked with the following symptoms, especially in female humans:

Reluctance to cook
Reluctance to perform housework
Reluctance to wear anything but jeans or sweats
Reluctance to work except in support of a dog
Physical craving for contact with dogs (may be an addiction)

Beware: If you come in contact with a female human affected by this substance, be prepared to talk about dogs for hours on end.

This has been a Public Service Announcement

: Re: This Is A Public Service Announcement - LoL
: Edwpang March 24, 2008, 11:48:11 AM

Interesting. This may also effect male humans including myself. :)