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BPO General Forum => General Board for Big Dogs with Big Paws => : KiraNGunnersmom January 30, 2009, 03:05:21 AM
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WOOHOO!! It's Friday and Sunday is superbowl!! I LOVE this weekend every year. It almost rivals Xmas at our house....LOL
GO STEELERS!!!!!!
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Do you have feelings of inadequacy? Do you suffer from shyness?
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WARNING: The consumption of Margaritas may make you think you are
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WARNING: The consumption of Margaritas may cause you to tell your friends
over and over again that you love them.
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Have a great weekend ladies I know I will!!!!!
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LOL! The warnings are hilarious. I so needed a laugh.. thanks. ;)
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I'm going to the dr. today and DEMAND a prescription! That was hilarious!
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Now THAT is a perscription I need!!
My birthday was friday but we couldn't go out for family dinner (had to go to services)
Can't go out Saturday for family dinner - darling daughter has a gymnastics meet and will be gone until around 9 p.m.
Hubbys great idea lets go out for an early dinner before Superbowl - I DON'T think so - then I wouldn't be hungry for all the naughty Superbowl food!!
Because darling son has Broncitus he will actually be home for superbowl with us!! He is a huge Steelers fan .... SO
GO STEELERS!!!
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Pssst...We have a margarita lab in our lower level. Right next to the TV room. No prescription required. 8)
Rooting for the Cardinals only because I'm a woman without a team since leaving SF Ca. 49ers have tanked and Seahawks, well they speak for themselves.
Just going for the underdog. We all know Steelers will stomp them. ;)
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I'm not a big sports fan, and since I'm the only female in a house full of males, I'm really darned lucky that they aren't either. ;) :D :P I loved the margaritas thingy though! Very funny!
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Yep I've see the miricles that perscription can do first hand!! ;D
WOO HOO Steelers got a SIX PACK!!