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: The Top 10 Reasons Why You Can't Trust Vicious Pit Bulls
: dober_gurl September 03, 2005, 08:49:29 PM
The Top 10 Reasons Why You Can't Trust Vicious Pit Bulls

10. They will steal your spot on the couch while you are up getting a soda.

9. They will take the treat you give them and bury in the back yard like a paranoid crack head hiding their stash.

8. They will jump on your bed with muddy feet. Making you do laundry...agai n

7. They will lick visitors with an uncontrolled passion only they understand.

6. They will cause children to smile.

5. They will make you feel horrible for not walking them by looking at you with deep sad eyes.

4. They will look at you like you committed a crime against them if you don't let them lick your ice cream bowl.

3. They will cause wide spread happiness in large group settings.

2. They will crack you up by shaking their butts so hard you think they are going to snap in half.

And the number one reason why you can't trust vicious Pit Bulls...

1. They will steal your heart like a thief in the night, showing you complete and pure love that only a Pit Bull can show.
: Re: The Top 10 Reasons Why You Can't Trust Vicious Pit Bulls
: ZooCrew September 03, 2005, 10:51:41 PM
That is beautiful, and I totally agree on each and every point.
: Re: The Top 10 Reasons Why You Can't Trust Vicious Pit Bulls
: Mokeymunster September 03, 2005, 10:52:46 PM
Don't forgot those perfect pit bull smiles that all pit type dogs have.  If you've seen a pit bull smile, you never forget it.    To cute, I love this list.
: Re: The Top 10 Reasons Why You Can't Trust Vicious Pit Bulls
: Hound September 04, 2005, 12:34:27 AM
 :D  I love it!! 8)
: Re: The Top 10 Reasons Why You Can't Trust Vicious Pit Bulls
: taijinrr September 04, 2005, 05:17:54 AM
i think that goes for all breeds
what a grat saying  thanks
: Re: The Top 10 Reasons Why You Can't Trust Vicious Pit Bulls
: Nicole September 04, 2005, 08:23:12 PM
Thanks for that one, Megan.