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BPO Just For Fun Forum => Games & Jokes => : marinafb March 01, 2006, 11:46:33 AM

: Just for fun newspaper ads!
: marinafb March 01, 2006, 11:46:33 AM

 

  ;D

 

> These are actual newspaper ads:
>
> FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER. 8 years old. Hateful little bitch. Bites.
>
> FREE PUPPIES: 1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbor's dog.
>
> FREE PUPPIES.. Part German Shepherd, part stupid dog.
>
> FREE GERMAN SHEPHERD 85 lbs. Neutered. Speaks German.
>
> FOUND DIRTY WHITE DOG Looks like a rat. Been out a while. Better be a
> reward for this nasty little thing.
>
> COWS, CALVES: NEVER BRED...Also 1 gay bull for sale.
>
> NORDIC TRACK $300 Hardly used, call Chubby.
>
> JOINING NUDIST COLONY! Must sell washer and dryer $300.
>
> WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE. WORN ONCE BY MISTAKE. Call Stephanie.
>
> AND THE BEST ONE)
>
> FOR SALE BY OWNER: Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica! 45 volumes.
> Excellent condition. $1,000 or best offer. No longer needed, got married
> last month. Husband knows everything.

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: Rachel March 01, 2006, 11:53:42 AM

LOL!  Those are great! Thanks for the morning funny.   :D

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: ZooCrew March 01, 2006, 02:52:58 PM

Haha.......... ....those are too funny.   :D

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: guyrk March 03, 2006, 08:42:10 PM

Those are great all of them! Gave me a good chuckle

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: Kiahpyr March 03, 2006, 09:07:24 PM

LMAO!!

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: MustLove Dogs March 03, 2006, 10:08:09 PM

LOL :D

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: Leah... March 08, 2006, 02:40:19 PM

those are WAY funny! thx! were they actually used in a newspaper???

Leah

BTW i just mistakingly figured out that if you add a S to my name it spells LEASH!

: Re: Just for fun newspaper ads!
: cosmosmama August 04, 2006, 10:05:58 AM

Hehehehehee!  I am definitely showing the last one to my husband.  Thanks for such laugh!!