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i got bored so i did this (i dont normally hold dogs ears like this the pic was originally a spoof of an uncles trophy buck pick)

i was reading our local news paper today and seen this free ad
gona give em a call see whats up tommorro

http://www.petoskeynews.com/classifieds/?=&query=mastiff&change_path=%2F

One of the in-law uncles gave me his laptop to fix today.
his wallpaper was picture of him with a cheesey smile posing with his trophy buck he shot this winter.being me i had to change it

Arkyd's got no nuts cuz he's a mix
Chav didn't have any when we adopted him
Porter he's purebred but by the end of month he'll be nutless aswell

So i guess Arkyd is learning how to manipulate the wife and I
Some new traits he's developed:
If he feels he wants to go outside alone he'll walk in front of us and Pretend he's gonna puke (due to the fact that when he really does need to puke he gets let out)So then when we let him out he runs around like a maniac and won't come back in
When were in the car to get his window opened (the wife gets cold fast so in the winter windows are up)he'll put his head on your shoulder and make a real loud dry sounding huffing-coughing type noise till we open the windows
And finally he know that sugar cookies need to cool down and whilst they cool down Ashley isn't gonna watch them the whole time so he'll pretend to be asleep in the kitchen and as soon as she leaves the room, The theiving scoundral goes to work
I guess as stupid as he acts really he's a smart one

well mid January a good friend of ours gets t boned by a 3/4 ton truck with a plow with pretty much screwed her up
then end of January another good friend of ours is found dad from hypothermia.
Then a week ago the hick next door and i got in a fist fight which ended up with the sherrifs taking chav away because he attacked the hick

so the good news the sherrifs department have returned chav dropped charges and decided to charge the hick next door considering the fact that it was on my property and chav was protecting me
Then i had a meeting with my boss and he said at the start of June my wage shall go from $15 to $35 which is cool cuz June is when my the baby is due

ok well this is gonna sound cesar millanish but you shouldnt let any of the dogs think theyre top dog just you
we just went through this with our blood hound cuz he's the only male with nuts and he is just starting to feel the testosterone: so this is what i did
firstly exercise as a group, the whole lot sounds like a pain in the rear and it is but they all learn that your calling the shots
secondly whenever she is getting ready to "attack" (not the best word to describe it but blah)step right in front of her and walk at her so she lays down , she doesnt have to roll on her side to submit just lays down and whilst you're doing this dont say a word.
this took nearly a month all in all for Porter to get the message
another tip is whilst you are correcting her dont look at the other dogs cuz you dont want them to think that they are any part of it,sometimes they can feel like your hlping them or protecting them and they'll try helping you (Arkyd)

i dont know if others will agree with this but it worked for me and it doesn't include hitting your dog which is a problem today with dog owners especially out here in levertucky usa lol