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General Board for Big Dogs with Big Paws / Sanity update
« on: September 08, 2005, 10:03:19 pm »
Today the dad/husband came by he said "I'm sorry my wife and daughter are so retarded"  I swear those were his exact words.  I told him why he was upset, he understood, then right when he was about to say godbye, he said "If you could though, could you try to stop him from pooping in my side yard?"  "What?"  Sanity's been on the run, he can't poop in this guy's side yard.  So he goes to show me and I start laughing.  "That can't be his poop that's too small!"  "What do you mean?  That's huge, ony your dog can poop that big!"  "Do you want to see a Dane poop?"  I go find one of Sanity's which is easily 4 times the size of the one in the yard.  He looks at it a minute and says "I think we need to DNA test it to find out what's knocking over my garbage....... ."

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Great Dane Pictures / Hissy fit anyone?
« on: September 08, 2005, 09:15:32 pm »
I was on BPO (Of course) then I realized Sanity was being quiet.  Too quiet......... .  I turn around and he knocked over the garbage and was picking through it.  He saw he was discovered and grabbed the first thing he could (A used Green Tea bag) and took off.  I ran after him and right when he was starting to go down the stairs I grabbed him around the waist and attempted to haul his bony butt back upstairs.  He's clawing to get away and I'm yanking for all I'm worth.  I get him upstairs and just stare at him.  He spits out the tea bag and goes to the bed room to pout.  I go to check on him a few minutes later and he had ripped all my covers back and was "hiding" from me.  

YOU CAN'T SEE ME MOM!!!!!!

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Anything Non-Dog Related / More Art
« on: September 08, 2005, 06:13:03 pm »
I don't have any of my sketches on this computer, but these are some of the graphics that I used to do for people in my Online Groups.

Ang



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Anything Non-Dog Related / Thank you Michael
« on: September 08, 2005, 04:10:34 pm »
I just wanted to thank you for the toy you gave out in chat the other night.  I use it all the time, and just wanted to let you know how much I appreciated it.

Ang

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Today just keeps getting suckier and suckier.  Job hunting blows and I'm behind on my car payments.  Well today I put Sanity out on the Cable run.  He's been taking off when I let him out, so we've been putting him on a run.  Well the seven year old from next door, (tenants on the other side of the duplex my grandparent's own) who has had NOTHING to do with him before, never even petted him or anything, decided she was going to take him for a walk.  She took gift ribbon tied one end around his neck and the other around her wrist and took him off the run.  Well of course he takes off, and drags her around, she rips her chest and chin up on the asphalt on the driveway and the gravel inthe culvert, not to mention that her wrist was cut up from the ribbon.  I heard the ruckus (I was upstairs faxing stuff for jobs) andgo running to see what was going on and as soon as I got to the window the kid realized what was going on and starts screaming.  As soon as Sanity hears her, he stops and starts to lick her.  Apparently this is where the mother looks and sees Sanity "Attacking" her daughter.  She freaks out says that she's going to sue us, that Sanity's vicious and shouldn't be allowed around people, blah blah.  I couldn't even deal with her because I would just make it worse.  I call Sanity to me and I see his neck is all ripped up from the F***ing ribbon.  I'm so furious right now.  I can't believe that this kid can be this obnoxious and my dog is supposed to suffer for it?

ARGHHHHHHHHHHH HHH

Ang

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General Board for Big Dogs with Big Paws / Bogus dog registries?
« on: September 07, 2005, 12:29:41 pm »
I was watching People's court and they had a case where this girl bought an Alpha Blue Blood Bulldog, and the guy who sold it to her (Who she found out on the news was arrested for running a puppy mill and selling puppies early, falsifying health certificates and selling mix breed pups as pure breds) never gave her the dog's papers.  The guy gives the judge the certificate that says the dog was registered in the "Native American Canine Club"  The woman who bought the dog is upset because she said the dog is supposed to be registered ARF (Animal Research Foundation).  They go to commercial and come back where the judge says that she tried to contact this registry, there's no number on the certificate, no number on the correspondence from the registry to the "Breeder", she finds the town, calls 411 and there's no listing, looks it up online and the site is down, calls AKC and they've never heard of them.  Leading the judge to think that the breeder falsified the papers.  Then the judge finds out the reason the client is so adamant about the registration is because apparently the ARF is the only registry that rocognizes that breed.  Long story short the woman got $650 back (She paid $700 for the dog and said that without papers the dog is only worth $50), but what I want to know is this, has anyone ever heard of these two registries?  I know that there are a TON of bogus registries, along with legitamate ones, and a registry is pretty much on an honesty program, but I'd never heard anything about these two.  In fact the ARF sounds like a medical research foundation. 


Ang

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Anything Non-Dog Related / Moni............
« on: September 07, 2005, 12:05:54 pm »
Why aren't you on Messenger?

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General Board for Big Dogs with Big Paws / OMG, this really freaks me out.
« on: September 06, 2005, 01:38:19 pm »
I was going through the petrockfest site, and clicking on all the links and I came across this site.  I started bawling my eyes out.  I don't know how someone who's job it is to care for animals can do something like this.

http://www.geocities.com/doglucy4justice/

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General Board for Big Dogs with Big Paws / Petrock is on SUNDAY!!!!
« on: September 05, 2005, 05:12:23 pm »
Sanity and I are going, Moni and Tenchi, Heather and Zoey, and Tina and Riley.  Anyone else?  It's $10 to get in, and there's a $1 off coupon on their site.  www.petrockfes t.com  Also, for the people who ARE coming, I wanna way to recognize each other, like a place to meet, or all our dogs wear a certain color bandana or something.  I dunno.  Ideas?

Ang

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Anything Non-Dog Related / Back from mini vacation
« on: September 04, 2005, 08:35:29 pm »
I knew I was taking a risk leaving BPO for 2 and a half whole days.  Damn I have a lot to catch up on.  Anyways, my Honey and I went camping with two friends of ours, and we just bonded so much on this trip.  It was great.  I'm posting some pics.

Matt/James Dean


Happy Matt


Playing some weird bastardized version of horseshoes.


Group shot of us and our friends


Close of of Matt and I (Taken from Group shot)  I hadn't showered in 2 days, was hung over as h*ll, and look like crap, but I'm so happy because I have like no shots of Matt and I.


ADORABLE 10 week old Shiba puppy that totally ignored me and made me very sad.




And what happened with Sanity........ ....  Well I was told there were no dogs allowed at the campground, later we found it was very dog friendly, but whatever.  Well my grandmother said she would watch Sanity.  I was happy, but I should probably mention that this is the ultimate Momma's boy's first night with out said Momma.  First off he started stealing my grandmother's stuff.  Then this morning she lets him out, brings him back in and goes to church. Comes back and Sanity had laid an ENORMOUS solid deuce in the bedroom.  (Here I must admit what a freak I am because as she was telling me the story I was like "It was solid?  OMG that's so great!"  Stupid crazy dog people)  She goes to flush it and it was too big/heavy to go down, and the toilet backflowed everywhere.  She lets Sanity out for FOUR HOURS and he refused to come in.  He would stick his head in the door then run away and stare at her.  She called me (Of couse I was out of service) freaking out about leavng him but she had to go to church.  Well I get home and Sanity is sitting in the middle of the FREAKING ROAD!  So I get out and he about plotzed, ran to me and plowed me over crying and fussing and moaning about how horrible I was to leave him.  I open the door and he jumps in the car (Continuing to swear and complain), I get him in the house and he hugs me and I felt like the worst person ever.  But now I know dogs are welcome so I'll be taking him next time.


Ang

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Great Dane Pictures / Getting the Money shot
« on: September 02, 2005, 03:42:15 pm »
Today I decided to post to the Then and Now post, but I don't really have any really recent pics of Sanity so I decided to take him outside to get them.  (pictures of black dogs inside come out crappy) Well he didn't want to pose for mommy today.  He wanted to play with his ball.  So I made it my goal to get an awesome shot of a dog and his favorite plaything through all eternity, his ball.  Well..........  here's our saga from start to finish.

Him looking at the ball.


Him yelling at me to give him the ball.


Watching the ball.


Going up for the ball.


Walking away with the ball.


Barking at my grandfather with the ball in his mouth (Looks like a ball gag to be honest....)


Found other ball thought long lost in the woods and ignores me while he frolicks with it.



Seriously Ma, throw the ball.


More ball frolicking.



Trying to get a jump shot.......... .. not even close.


Little better.......


Hey that one's not bad.


Maybe if I ignore her she'll go away.......... .........


And the MONEY SHOT!!!!!!!!

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Great Dane Pictures / Teach me Master
« on: September 01, 2005, 11:45:41 am »
Hobo has this thing we call "The Wolf Face", it's when average lovable huggable cuddly Hobo looks like a dog who just tore through the gates of h*ll. 

See Here.


Well when Sanity was about 5 or 6 months old, Hobo decided that he needed to teach Sanity how to do the Wolf Face.  Kind of like a big brother teaching a little brother to punch people. 

"See you go like this"


"Like this?"


"K now go show mom"


"OMG!  Dude you bit me!  I am SO telling on you!"


Then Hobo started picking on his little brother

"Hey, what's up?"


"'Scuse me"


"BOO!"


"You better watch your back!"


"OK screw it I'm gonna take you down right now!'


"That's what you think Punk"


"OK OK OK! Uncle!  I'm sorry!"


"What were we fighting about again?"




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Anything Non-Dog Related / MATT GOT A JOB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
« on: August 30, 2005, 11:56:43 am »
My Honey Matt has been doing side jobs, well forever.  Well with me being out of work, he needed something steady.  So he went to his first interview and he nailed it!  Which is good because I was in the car for over an hour and I had to pee really bad.  It's as a mechanic for a GM dealer, and it's only $9 to start, but in 3 months when his training is done it'll be $28!  Plus he gets full medical and dental.  He's so happy, and I'm so happy!  Kind of bummed that he gets the first interview that he went to........... but I'm not gonna dwell on that! ;D

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Anything Non-Dog Related / Didn't get the good job.
« on: August 29, 2005, 07:42:16 am »
Well the ad agency didn't call me so I called them today.  The guy said he was really sorry but he hired someone else.  I was kind of confused, because they said that they were doing 2nd and 3rd interviews, but whatever.  I said thanks for the opportunity and hung up.  I'm bummed.

Ang

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Great Dane Discussions / Yay! People love Sanity!
« on: August 28, 2005, 07:21:43 pm »
Today I went to Dunkin Donuts to get two Croissants, as I am wont to do because Matt always eats mine so I usually get less than one by the time I'm done.  Well of course Sanity was with me, and the guy at the drive through said "Oh My God that dog is HUGE!"  of course I smiled at him, and the guy says can he have a Munchkin (For those who don't have Dunkin Donuts that means a Donut Hole).  I said sure, and the guy is gone for a while.  He comes back with a box of 50 donut holes.  I was in shock.  I thanked him profusely, and Sanity knew they were his, his chin was on my shoulder the whole time.  Best part was when he was looking out the window, and his lip was hanging on my shoulder still, slingers included.  Yummy

Ang

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