Got this in an e-mail... enjoy!!
> > National Girlfriend and Sister's Week
> > I am only as strong as the coffee I drink, the
> > hairspray I use and the friends I have.
> > To the cool women that have touched my life. Here's
> > to you!
> >
> >
> >
> > National Girlfriends Day
> > What would most of us do without our sisters,
> > confidants and shopping, lunching, and traveling
> > girls?
> > Let's celebrate each other for each other's sake!
> >
> > TO MY GIRLFRIENDS! If you get this twice you know
> > you have more than one girlfriend. Be Happy! PLEASE
> > PASS THIS ON TO ALL OF YOUR GIRLFRIENDS AND RETURN
> > IT TO THE FRIEND WHO SENT IT TO YOU!
> >
> >
> > It is good to be a woman:
> > 1. We got off the Titanic first.
> > 2. We can scare male bosses with the mysterious
> > gynecological disorder excuses.
> > 3. Taxis stop for us.
> > 4. We don't look like a frog in a blender when
> > dancing.
> > 5. No fashion faux pas we make, could ever rival the
> > Speedo.
> > 6. We don't have to pass gas to amuse ourselves.
> > 7. If we forget to shave, no one has to know.
> > 8. We can congratulate our teammate without ever
> > touching her rear end.
> > 9. We never have to reach down every so often to
> > make sure our privates are still there.
> > 10. We have the ability to dress ourselves.
> > 11. We can talk to the opposite sex without having
> > to picture them naked.
> > 12. If we marry someone 20 years younger, we are
> > aware that we will look like an idiot.
> > 13. We will never regret piercing our ears.
> > 14. There are times when chocolate really can solve
> > all your problems.
> > 15. We can make comments about how silly men are in
> > their presence because they aren't listening anyway.
> >
> >
> > Send this to all the bright women you know and make
> > their day!!!!!
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