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General Board for Big Dogs with Big Paws / Re: The boys getting rough
« on: January 03, 2006, 02:52:14 am »
TRY PLAYING WITH A NEWFIE,THEY ARE SO IMPONDERABLY STRONG !!!!AND FAST!!!!even stronger than a rott!!!! which is saying a lottt!!!!DID YOU KNOW THAT A NEWFIE WAS AWARDED A MEDAL BY THE CANADIAN GOVERMENT FOR TOWING 20 PEOPLE THROUGH THE NORTH ATLANTIC SEA FOR 57 MILES!!!!! YOUED FREEZE TO DEATH IN ABOUT 10 MINUTES!!! OKAY,BUT JUST FIGURE THE WEIGHT!!!AND THEN FIGURE HE WAS SWIMMING,NOT QUIITE THE TRACTION EH!!!THE AVERAGE NEWFIE CAN PULL 5000 THOUSANDS POUNDS,AND THEY PULL FROM THE SHOULDER!!!! THE HEAD COMES FROM A TIBETAN MASTIFF,AND THEY ARE SO GENTLE,UNTIL YOU'VE SEEN THOSE EYES,YOU JUST DON'T KNOW!!! AND I KNOW,ALLNEWFIE OWNERS WILL TELL YOU THIS!!! ;D ???

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Newfoundland Discussions / Re: another newfie poem
« on: January 01, 2006, 10:09:40 pm »
I know an even better one, believe or not,I will post it in the next few days

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Newfoundland Discussions / Re: another newfie poem
« on: January 01, 2006, 10:06:16 pm »
thank you newfie lover,Ive got to something to bolster my reputation around here!!! new years!!!, why bother to make promises your not going to keep ;D

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Newfoundland Discussions / another newfie poem
« on: January 01, 2006, 07:47:09 am »
whey own a dog?there a danger you know,you cant own just one,or the craving will grow,theres no doubt they're addictive,wherin lies the danger,while liveing with lots,you'll grow poorerand stranger,one dog is no trouble,and 2 are so funny,the 3'rd one is easy,the 4th ones a honey,theĀ  5th is delightful,the 6th ones a breeze,you find you can live with a houseful with ease,so how about another?would you really dare?they're really quite easy,but oh lord the hair!!!with dogs on the sofa,and dogs on the bed,and crates in the kitchen,its no bother you've said,they're really no trouble,there manners are great,whats just one more dog?and one more crate?the sofa is hairy,the windows are crusty,the floor is all footprints,the furniture dusty,the housekeeping suffers,but what do you care?who minds a few noseprints,and a little more hair?so lets keep a puppy,you can always find room,and a little more time for the dustcloth and broom,there's hardly a limit to the dogs you can add,the thoughts of a cutback sure makes you sad,,each one is so special,so useful,so funny,the vet, the foodbills grow larger,you owe everyone money!, and your folks never visit,few friends come to stay,except other dogs,who live the same way,your lawn has now died,and your shrubs are dead too,but your weekend are busy!you're off with your crew,theres dogfood and vitamins,training and shots,and entries and travels,and motels which cost lotts!!!is it worth it you wonder?are you caught in a trap?than that favorite dog comes,and climbs in your lap!!!,his looks say your special,and you know that you will,keep all of the critters,in spite of the bill!!!some just for showing,and some just to breed!!and some for just loving!!!they all fill a need!!!but winters a hassle,the dogs hate it too!!!but they must!!!!have they're wallks!!!!though they,re numb and your blue?late evening is awfulll!!! you scream and you shout,at the dogs on the sofa who refuse!!!to go out!!!the dogs and the dog shows,the travel the thrills!!! the work and the worry!!the pressure,the bills!!!! the whole thing seems worth it!!!the dogs are your life!!! they're charming and funny and offset the strife!!!your lifestyle has changed,you won't be the same,yes!!!those dog are addictive!!!and so is the game!!!

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Medical Conditions & Diseases / thunderstorms
« on: December 30, 2005, 11:05:50 am »
bear didn't like it when the the lightening flashed and the thunder started boomin, but when it knocked the electricity out,bear said,THATS ENOUGHTH,NOW YOU'RE F***IN WITH MY HOUSE!!!,AND BEAR LET OUT HIS TRUEILLLLLLY!!!! FERORCIOUS ROAR,,THE KIND YOU FEEL THROUGH YOUR FEET!!! it didn't do any good, but I felt better!!!

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surely not the same dog that's in the picture???

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Behavior, Housebreaking, Obedience / Re: cheetah speed
« on: December 30, 2005, 09:09:23 am »
they can move amazing faaaassst,newfoundlands whoo are undoudly derived also from pyrs they share menny!!! common characteriisti cs, the derivation is unqestionable you woudn't think that such a biggggdog could move that faAAASSSSST, THE WORLD CHAMPION AGIGILTY DON IS A BLACK NEWFIE, KNOWN COLLOQUIALLY ON THE CALI FORNIA CIRCUIT,AS JUMPIN BLACKFLASH

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Behavior, Housebreaking, Obedience / Re: cheetah speed
« on: December 30, 2005, 05:00:12 am »
baddd!!!! historical facts!!!! they lie about everything!!!!!!!read your history,you will find that when you rely on first person accounts only!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!you will find  the truth~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

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Newfoundland Discussions / Re: A Newfie Poem
« on: December 30, 2005, 02:25:22 am »
I know a really!!! good one ,wait till you see my reply,tell me if I don 't know my newfies! can't find it amongst all these confuseing bookmarks!!!

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Newfoundland Discussions / Re: A Newfie Poem
« on: December 30, 2005, 02:15:06 am »
here lies one,who had courage ,without ferocity,beauty without vanity, need I say more?

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Newfoundland Discussions / Re: A Newfie Poem
« on: December 30, 2005, 02:09:03 am »
wait till you see my reply, it  's better,you newfie lover you!!

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Food Discussion & Information / Re: pigs ears
« on: December 30, 2005, 01:12:36 am »
if they can dissolve a bycycle tyre, they can dissolve anything!!!

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Food Discussion & Information / pigs ears
« on: December 29, 2005, 10:18:55 pm »
I just went out and bought bear  pigs ears as treats for training,bear devoured his in something under 2 minutes,the boxer/pit cross devoured his in about 6 minutes,full grown,small, verry strong jaws but doesn't know how to control them as bear does,not to say there won't alway's be blood when you play with a newfie  HA! ,I gave bear another one,again,under 2 minutes,I wonder, can anybody give me any feedback on pigs ears?

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Behavior, Housebreaking, Obedience / Re: cheetah speed
« on: December 29, 2005, 04:47:26 pm »
read shogun!!! it will give you an even better insight into just how bad the conditions of those sailors on those midevial ships really were!!!

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Behavior, Housebreaking, Obedience / Re: cheetah speed
« on: December 29, 2005, 04:19:37 pm »
in reply to jabear,I think its a guy thing ;D

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