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WHY MEN ARE HAPPIER...

 Men Are Just Happier People. What do you expect from such simple
 creatures?
 Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take
 care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack.
 You can be President. You can never be pregnant. You can wear a
 white
 T-shirt to a water park You can wear NO shirt to a water park. Car
 mechanics tell you the truth.
 The world is your urinal. You never have to drive to another gas
 station restroom because this one is just too icky.
 You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a
 bolt.
 Same work, more pay. Wrinkles add character. Wedding dress $5000.
 Tux rental-$100.

 People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.
 The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected. New
 shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.
 One mood all the time. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds
flat.
 You know stuff about tanks. A five-day vacation requires only one
 suitcase. You can open all your own jars.

 You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness . If
 someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.
 Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack. Three pairs of shoes
 are more than enough. You almost never have strap problems in public.
 You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes. Everything on your
 face stays its original color. The same hairstyle lasts for years,
 maybe decades. You only have to shave your face and neck.
 You can play with toys all your life. Your belly usually hides
 your big hips. One wallet and one pair of shoes one color for all
 seasons. You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look. You can
 "do" your nails with a pocket knife. You have freedom of choice
concerning growing a mustache.
 You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in
 25 minutes.
 No wonder men are happier
 
 I thought this was just to cute. Since I dont have any of you on my mailing list I just had to share it here.
Coonie

I just wanted to share a story with you all. Last night my son who is 6 slept on the couch downstairs. He woke up in the middle of the night and was sick to his stomach. I didnt hear any of this. ( i usually wake up as soon as any of the kids do but for some reason I didnt hear him) David told me this morning that Judge looked after him. He said that Judge got up on the couch with him and stayed there for the rest of the night. He said the Judge kept pushing himself closer and closer to him untill they were laying side by side. David said " Judge made me feel better Mom."
Now how can anyone ask for a better dog than that?? Gotta love our Big Dogs.
Coonie

Judge has finally started to lift his leg to pee. WOOOOHOOO!!! I was going to ask when to expect him to. Now he pees on EVERYTHING. We went out for a walk last night and I was thinking WERE IS IT ALL COMMING FROM??? My sister in law told me that he likely would never lift his leg cause he is too spoiled. YAH OK!! She is such a dog expert. I cant wait to tell her. Hope he pees on her leg. ( We need a devil smily)
Karen

Just checked out the paw prints. WOW 246 dogs. I love reading about everyones Big Dogs.
Karen

I am having a problem with Judge. Yesterday we noticed a blooby spot on the top of his head. Then thismorning he had another one over to the side of the first one. It smelled really bad. I called the vet and took him in right away.They shaved his head and he has what she called a staff infection.It is awfull and I cant beleive I didnt notice it. Im posting some pictures to show you what it looks like. The vet said that this kind of infection spreads really fast. She gave him a shot of penacilin and gave me some antibiotic cream. We tried to put the cream on tonight and OH MT GOD It took 2 men and my sister and I to get it on the sore. It is so painfull for him.
Has anyone else had this problem??? Any suggestions as to how to put the cream on without it being so hard on him?? I feel so awfull for not noticing even though the vet said it can spread within a day.
Thanks
Karen

Tonight on my way out I forgot a casserole on the stove. BIG MISTAKE!! I was in such a hurry I didnt get a chance to clean up after supper. I came home and ..... casserole, 4 muffins. and 1/2 loaf of bread GONE. No evidence other than and empty bowl and a very guilty look. I didnt even have to say a word I just picked the bowl up and looked at Judge. He walked to his mat and layed down. Thats were we send him when he is bad. SMART??? Too smart I think. He gave me those EYES and, well you know.
HOW DOES HE GET UP ON THE STOVE? I dont think I want to know. No one will ever come eat here again. He's big but...??.He's gonna have a big buttt if he keeps that up. LOL
Now thats what I call a brat. HEHEHE
Karen

 :oHere are some pics of Judge. We were out yesterday looking for a camping spot for May long weekend. Judge had a ball.