Things Dogs Should Remember...very cute!

[pitas]

Things Dogs Should Remember Woof!

I will not play tug-of-war with Dad's underwear when he's on the toilet.

The garbage collector is NOT stealing our stuff.

I do not need to suddenly stand straight up when I'm lying under the coffee table.

I will not roll my toys behind the fridge.

I must shake the rainwater out of my fur BEFORE entering the house.

I will not eat the cats' food, before or after they eat it.

I will stop trying to find the few remaining pieces of clean carpet in the house when I am about to throw up.

I will not throw up in the car.

I will not roll on dead seagulls, fish, crabs, etc.

I will not lick my human's face after eating animal poop.

Kitty box crunchies are not food.

I will not eat any more socks and then redeposit them in the backyard after processing.

The diaper pail is not a cookie jar.

I will not chew my human's toothbrush and not tell them.

I will not chew crayons or pens, especially not the red ones, or my people will think I am hemorrhaging.

When in the car, I will not insist on having the window rolled down when it's raining outside.

We do not have a doorbell. I will not bark each time I hear one on TV.

I will not steal my Mom's underwear and dance all over the back yard with it.

The sofa is not a face towel. Neither are Mom & Dad's laps.

My head does not belong in the refrigerator.

I will not bite the officer's hand when he reaches in for Mom's driver's license and car registration.

[Lyn]

LOL Those are cute. 

[Anakalia]

HAHAHAHA!!  That is way too funny!  I can relate to most of those, now only if Koby could read.... 

[Butts Mom]

Those are great I'd read them to the boys,but I'm sure they would look at me like "And your point is what??"

[jeniferrochelle]

Those are too funny. I have actually been through the one about getting pulled over. When the officer got too close to my window Tuba got right on my lap and in the officers face, then came his louder than life bark. I was trying to tell the guy he would never bite but I don't think he beleived me. He asked if I would put him in the back but it's not like I could just push him he weighs more than I do. It was pretty funny. I didn't get a ticket for speeding I think he was too scared to come back to the car.

[fullsizetrucks]

"I will not eat the cats' food, before or after they eat it.

I will stop trying to find the few remaining pieces of clean carpet in the house when I am about to throw up."

OMG....I was laughing out loud!!  These two apply perfectly in my house right now!!!