Notice To People Who Visit My Home:
1. The dog lives here. You don't.
2. If you don't want dog hair on your clothes, stay off the furniture.
3. Yes, he has some disgusting habits. So do I and so do you What's your
point?
4. OF COURSE he smells like a dog.
5. It's his nature to try to sniff you. Please feel free to sniff him.
6. I like him a lot better than I like most people.
7. To you he's a dog. To me he's an adopted son who is short, hairy,
walks on all fours and doesn't speak clearly. I have no problem with any of
these things.
8. Dogs are better than kids. They eat less, don't ask for money all the
time, are easier to train, usually come when called, never drive your car,
don't hang out with drug-using friends, don't smoke or drink, don't worry
about whether they have the latest fashions, don't wear your clothes, don't
need a gazillion dollars for college, and if they get pregnant you can sell
the pups.
9. The same applies for the cats, except they will ignore you...until you're
asleep.
